Things you never hear people say

raymj61
raymj61 Posts: 142
edited September 21 in Chit-Chat
Feel free to post your own:

- the bill collectors won't return my calls
- Megan Fox's acting saved that movie
- tell that nice young man with the sub woofers to turn it up a bit, I'd rather listen to his stuff.
-Is that the banjo player's porsche?
- If you know a good high pressure insurance salesman, send him over, I'd like to speak with him/her (sorry insurance salesmen)
- If the humidity were a little higher, it would be a perfect day
-please don't bother putting the seat down, you always have to check, why shouldn't we?

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  • terrijayne
    terrijayne Posts: 31 Member
    no darling that wasnt great but never mind we can do it again!!
  • raymj61
    raymj61 Posts: 142
    no darling that wasnt great but never mind we can do it again!!

    ouch

    - Gee, I really miss Pauly Shore
    - Always take his advice when it comes to finances, his trailer's nearly paid for
    - That's it? That's all I pay in taxes?
  • unocentavo
    unocentavo Posts: 82 Member
    Here's a few things I'd like to hear certain people say at the gym:
    -Excuse me, I'd like to re-rack those weights before you use that machine.
    -Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just sitting here on this leg curl machine talking with my friend, let me get out of your way.
    -Let me wipe my sweat off this treadmill before you get on, please.
    -Oh, I'm sorry that my excessive screaming and grunting is not impressing you. I'll do my workout quieter from now on.
  • ron2282
    ron2282 Posts: 2,760 Member
    There's something really classy about leaving price stickers on the bottom of shoes.
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member

    - That's it? That's all I pay in taxes?

    I have heard that one. If you wanted to correct it, it would be, "That's it? I would like to pay more taxes."
  • xarrium
    xarrium Posts: 432 Member
    Here's a few things I'd like to hear certain people say at the gym:
    -Excuse me, I'd like to re-rack those weights before you use that machine.
    -Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just sitting here on this leg curl machine talking with my friend, let me get out of your way.
    -Let me wipe my sweat off this treadmill before you get on, please.
    -Oh, I'm sorry that my excessive screaming and grunting is not impressing you. I'll do my workout quieter from now on.

    :laugh:
  • sarahsmom1
    sarahsmom1 Posts: 1,501 Member
    your not trying to lose weight are you? you are so thin
  • kwaters7
    kwaters7 Posts: 129
    My boss - "Hey, no no, sit tight, I'll go to Starbucks this time - what you drinking?''
    Well, it's 10am already, and you've done great work, take the rest of the day off....
    Sorry for tail-gating you there - please accept my apologies!
    Dating site - I really dont have a GSOH...
    Job interview- i dont really like working with people tbh -
    In the lift - Yeah - sorry folks, that was me, i had a spicy egg vindaloo last night..
    In an interview - My biggest weakness? Probably warm beer and cold women :D
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    I love the way your butt cracks smiles at me when you bend over!!!!

    Don't worry about washing your hands!!!!

    And the majority of the time.....Excuse me , Please, Thank you, Allow me.........
  • Blossom01
    Blossom01 Posts: 658
    Here's a few things I'd like to hear certain people say at the gym:
    -Excuse me, I'd like to re-rack those weights before you use that machine.
    -Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just sitting here on this leg curl machine talking with my friend, let me get out of your way.
    -Let me wipe my sweat off this treadmill before you get on, please.
    -Oh, I'm sorry that my excessive screaming and grunting is not impressing you. I'll do my workout quieter from now on.

    :love: This would be nice!
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    I always feel so great in the mornings after taking 12 shots of vodka the night before(yesterday was my b-day....drank 12 shots that i can remember and didn't eat dinner....i was HURTIN this morning)

    Wow...that mustache really compliments that woman's full upper lip
  • princessorchid
    princessorchid Posts: 198 Member
    - tell that nice young man with the sub woofers to turn it up a bit, I'd rather listen to his stuff.

    Our neighbours said that to my boyfriend (well, pretty much). he cranks the music up quite loud sometimes, and one night they were in the garden and fancied some tunes...so they asked him to point his speakers toward the window. :-)
  • raymj61
    raymj61 Posts: 142
    "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception" -- Groucho Marxx

    "you know it's a nice hotel when the towels are so thick, you can barely close your suitcase" -- Yogi Berra
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