This Cracked me up
So......I am sitting here with my co-worker on night shift, and he says to me approx an hour ago: Can I ask you a question.
Naturally, I say sure.
He says, " I got home this morning and the first thing his wife says is: a friend of hers sent her this info about an Open House event at a local fire-station".
Me: I am thinking, ok.....but I don't hear a question.
He then goes onto say, he wife loves firemen and their is a really hot fireman working this open house and she thought about checking it out. He then says, his wife used her "toy" that morning for a little self pleasure.(but thought of him - the husband.
Me: I joke alot, and said, hot fireman, thought about going, and her having some self satisfaction all in the same morning can ONLY mean that, the fireman really made her wet.
HE got mad at me, and switched to another location for the night.
Did I do anything wrong...?? I don't think so. ........as it was all in good fun/humor
Naturally, I say sure.
He says, " I got home this morning and the first thing his wife says is: a friend of hers sent her this info about an Open House event at a local fire-station".
Me: I am thinking, ok.....but I don't hear a question.
He then goes onto say, he wife loves firemen and their is a really hot fireman working this open house and she thought about checking it out. He then says, his wife used her "toy" that morning for a little self pleasure.(but thought of him - the husband.
Me: I joke alot, and said, hot fireman, thought about going, and her having some self satisfaction all in the same morning can ONLY mean that, the fireman really made her wet.
HE got mad at me, and switched to another location for the night.
Did I do anything wrong...?? I don't think so. ........as it was all in good fun/humor
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LMAO< You were nicer than I would have been. Sucker born every day I guess.0
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He must have been a really good looking fireman0
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I think you should now follow him/email his new station with repeated cracks relating to; a fireman's pole, a fireman's hose, & a hard helmet.
Also if genuine I still didn't hear the question bit? :frown:0 -
sounds like you just said outloud what the husband already knew/thought.. he just doesnt want to hear it outloud.... anyone would have to be deaf/blind/dumb not to be able to read between those lines............0
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Me thinks someone needs to take a hint and purchase a firemans outfit.0
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He got mad because he already knew that to be true and probably wanted some reassuring ... but it sounds like you're right!0
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I don't see the big deal. Why would he get mad?0
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You implied what he already knew, hence he got pissed because he knows it's true....sucks to be him!!0
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Where was the question in all this? I found this anecdote extremely hard to follow. It seems very disjointed
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Where was the question in all this? I found this anecdote extremely hard to follow. It seems very disjointed
Same here! OP maybe jumped the gun... Need to wait for
Q : "do you think she's lying?"
A : :huh: *snickering*
*Really MFP?! Really??!!0 -
LMAO - LOVE IT!!Me thinks someone needs to take a hint and purchase a firemans outfit.0 -
Call it a statement if need be......Where was the question in all this? I found this anecdote extremely hard to follow. It seems very disjointed
Same here! OP maybe jumped the gun... Need to wait for
Q : "do you think she's lying?"
A : :huh: *snickering*
*Really MFP?! Really??!!0 -
Silly question...if he wasn't already thinking the same thing, why's he asking?
Hmmm...0 -
I don't see the big deal. Why would he get mad?
because his wife wants to have a "fireman party"....with all hoses...err hands on deck...0 -
Lol your friend was being a baby. All you did was state the obvious.0
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I think you should pick up a firemans suit and go bang his wife...0
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Sounds like your friend is worried about his wife hurting herself sliding up and down the firehouse pole.0
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I don't see the big deal. Why would he get mad?
because his wife wants to have a "fireman party"....with all hoses...err hands on deck...
So? Fantasies are fine.0 -
Obviously, the OP's comment implied that the fireman had a bigger hose than the husband.0
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He's just a bit insecure.0
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yea, he's the one putting personal business outside the home...joke all you desire!!I don't see the big deal. Why would he get mad?0 -
You can't tell me he hasn't knocked one out thinking of someone other then his wife?? Its natural...jezzzz some people are so sensitive!0
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He got mad because he already knew that to be true and probably wanted some reassuring ... but it sounds like you're right!
what she said..0 -
Me thinks someone needs to take a hint and purchase a firemans outfit.
this
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Me thinks someone needs to take a hint and purchase a firemans outfit.
First thing I thought too 0 -
\fireman really made her wet.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
he missed the joke! insecurity sucks....0 -
I don't see the big deal. Why would he get mad?
because his wife wants to have a "fireman party"....with all hoses...err hands on deck...
So? Fantasies are fine.
fantasies are great ..except when it is the dude next door or the fireman at the firehouse that she has been too ...Just saying...LOL0 -
Can I meet this fireman because he definately made her wet0
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I don't see the big deal. Why would he get mad?
because his wife wants to have a "fireman party"....with all hoses...err hands on deck...
So? Fantasies are fine.
fantasies are great ..except when it is the dude next door or the fireman at the firehouse that she has been too ...Just saying...LOL
Agreed, deep down he knows his wife wants to check out other hoses and not his, or maybe his house is included in the conquest :P threesome0 -
LMAO - LOVE IT!!Me thinks someone needs to take a hint and purchase a firemans outfit.
you should send him this link..............PML0
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