Random Thoughts

runs4zen
runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
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5 random thoughts while sitting around doing nada on a Friday night:

1. For over a decade I have been confused as to how Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit ever hooked up. That **** does not make sense no matter how you slice it.

2.. Donuts: a food group in and of itself.

3. Honey Boo Boo and Duck Dynasty. I'm embarrassed for us, as a society.

4.. Manscaping. It's not a choice; just do it. Don't forget the nostrils and ears.

5. Bugs Bunny enjoyed dressing up as Carmen Miranda and other women...a lot. See where I'm going here?

Hit me with your first 5 random thoughts. Go!

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  • DakotaKeogh
    DakotaKeogh Posts: 693 Member
    1. For over a decade I have been confused as to how Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit ever hooked up. That **** does not make sense no matter how you slice it.

    I thought Roger Rabbit was a waste of time except that I went to it with the "oh so effing sexy J... J..." (Name omitted for respect.)

    2.. Donuts: a food group in and of itself.

    For me it's Pizza

    3. Honey Boo Boo and Duck Dynasty. I'm embarrassed for us, as a society.

    I think I'm a generation or two ahead so I don't get this one.

    4.. Manscaping. It's not a choice; just do it. Don't forget the nostrils and ears.

    I handle the ears and nostrils. I've spent too much time trying to tame the hangers. As for them in the future, I'd say deal with it. And, on the same topic, I''d say, ladies, stop mutilating yourselves trying to look like 11 year olds.

    5. Bugs Bunny enjoyed dressing up as Carmen Miranda and other women...a lot. See where I'm going here?

    Edgar J. Hoover was a cross dresser. Anyone else HAS to be far less damaging.

    Hit me with your first 5 random thoughts. Go!
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    :laugh: at Brett! Glad you got that manscaping thing under control! I had no idea you were not a fan of The Brazilian. Will make note of that!
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    I fear for the future that my 10 year old son faces.

    Why can't I stop making excuses for not working out?

    People miss out on a lot by being buried in their phones........wait a second, I just got mentioned on Twitter.

    How is it that Beavis and Butthead and King Of The Hill are no longer on TV?

    My dog is awesome. I wish she could talk.
  • zevodactyl
    zevodactyl Posts: 90
    1- I think "swing vote" should apply only to people who swing dance into and out of the voting booth. In fact, I think there should be people whose only mode of walking is swing dancing, bonus points if Glenn Miller's "In the Mood" follows them mysteriously.

    2 - Now In the Mood is going to be in my head all night. It's catchy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJE-onnw2gM

    3 - I saw a guy on the street today who seriously looked like he could have been a skinhead, until I saw his shorts. They were pastel. It's October, why was that man wearing shorts?

    4 - Nope, still have In the Mood in my head. In the mood for what, Glenn Miller? What were you in the mood for? Your wordless, yet peppy composition offers no clues.

    5 - Oh god help me, I can not stop laughing at this gif 40nBwJN.gif
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    1. I don't understand guys you see walking around shirtless, who aren't also carrying a shirt with them. That means they consciously decided to only wear half their clothes that day

    2. When two people are stalking the same celebrity, is it really awkward when they meet? Or is it like finding another person who likes chess, or bobsledding?

    3. How come Miley Cyrus gets paid to undress and swing around on a wrecking ball, but when I hang around construction sites naked I get arrested?

    4. How come we ended up calling it a 'thigh gap' and not a 'vagina window'?

    5. If the computers eventually do rise up against us, we're really in trouble because they know all about the weird porn we watch.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    1. I don't understand guys you see walking around shirtless, who aren't also carrying a shirt with them. That means they consciously decided to only wear half their clothes that day

    2. When two people are stalking the same celebrity, is it really awkward when they meet? Or is it like finding another person who likes chess, or bobsledding?

    3. How come Miley Cyrus gets paid to undress and swing around on a wrecking ball, but when I hang around construction sites naked I get arrested?

    4. How come we ended up calling it a 'thigh gap' and not a 'vagina window'?

    5. If the computers eventually do rise up against us, we're really in trouble because they know all about the weird porn we watch.

    Hilarious! Especially #2 and #4!!!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    :D I'm glad my pizza addled brain amuses you.

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