The husband store

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  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    LMAO
  • margarethumphreys58
    margarethumphreys58 Posts: 51 Member
    I was sold on floor 3 lol... Floor 4 was starting to seem needy lol
    No you were not..remember you couldnt go back?

    Haha I would have stopped at 3 anything more than that seems suspicious. Too good to be true ;)
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    If I did buy a husband there, could I get an exchange if he was the wrong size ?
  • Rado_SVK
    Rado_SVK Posts: 442 Member
    LMAO
    Actually maybe I have too quickly assumed that she has gone up the 4th floor...maybe she will tell us :drinker:
    anyway generally speaking unfortunately this is exactly how it works with women :ohwell: even if they dont want to admit.
    A while ago I went for a coffee with a single mother from POF,we have been messaging for a while..she actually showed up with her little girl,who was a devil but sweet.This woman obviously picked me on the dating site cos I had some good pics and not too bad physique...we have met at a local coffee shop and upon greeting she checked me out from tip to toes and her literally second sentence was: "Oh I though you will be a little more bulky.." from a person that will never reach my level of fitness it sounded really funny and I was thinking: " Oh you could do with some more cardio.." but since out of two of us she was the *kitten***le I didnt say it out loud...anyway she was exactly that kind of woman that will proceed all the floors and wonder at the exit why shy never finds a normal genuine man..
    If I did buy a husband there, could I get an exchange if he was the wrong size ?
    :laugh:
  • jjscholar
    jjscholar Posts: 413 Member
    A funny description about how hard women are to please. However, women have the right to be hard to please simply because at least in the US, society is extremely unfair and unjust to women...
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Where can one return a husband. I have a receipt.

    Fine Print

    Item once purchased cannot be returned.
    Refunds shall be considered upon discretion.

    No in US, woman returns husband, gets 50% of the price tag.
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,071 Member
    ROFLMBO! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    Hmmm, I would have kept going, looking for the floor that advertised "intelligent and has sense of humor". I don't need help with the housework.:laugh:
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    I agree with the previous post!! (I'd like to add "does not want children!")
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Where can one return a husband. I have a receipt.

    Fine Print

    Item once purchased cannot be returned.
    Refunds shall be considered upon discretion.

    No in US, woman returns husband, gets 50% of the price tag.

    Not the tag price, but the current value with the potential of a cut from the future returns.
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    I have a few friends who stopped at the basement.

    Man - has pulse :frown:
  • devilday1805
    devilday1805 Posts: 272 Member
    If I did buy a husband there, could I get an exchange if he was the wrong size ?

    LMAO
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Where can one return a husband. I have a receipt.

    Fine Print

    Item once purchased cannot be returned.
    Refunds shall be considered upon discretion.

    No in US, woman returns husband, gets 50% of the price tag.

    Not the tag price, but the current value with the potential of a cut from the future returns.

    More accurate
  • anemoneprose
    anemoneprose Posts: 1,805 Member
    Yeah, lol, floor 3 was cool with me.

    i'd be fine with just the additions from 1, 2 & 4

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