Just halved my lunch calories!

tumbledownhouse

I wrapped my sandwich in lettuce (delicious!) instead of bread & instead of coke I drank a tiny cup of my tears.

margarethumphreys58

I love drinking my tears! I put then in my coffee instead of creamer.

Mutant13

If you have cheese in your sandwich replace it with cauliflower. You'll hardly notice the difference because you'll be too distracted cursing god.

JazmineYoli

Well I just doubled my lunch calories...by wrapping my sandwich in bacon. Whatever works

kr3851

OMG don't drink tears!! They contain SODIUM!!!!

tumbledownhouse

OMG don't drink tears!! They contain SODIUM!!!!

LOL!

Love4fitnesslove4food2

If you halved your lunch calories by cutting 140 to 160 calories then I'd say you just turned your lunch into a snack. There's no way that less than 200 calories would sustain me for longer than an hour.

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tumbledownhouse

If you halved your lunch calories by cutting 140 to 160 calories then I'd say you just turned your lunch into a snack. There's no way that less than 200 calories would sustain me for longer than an hour.

There's no way to tell, but I think it might have been a joke. No, scrap that, it's really obvious that it was a joke. But to confirm, it was a joke.

Also, I must admit, it was a joke that was stolen from Sharon Horgan on twitter, which remains to be my favourite tweet of all times.

tumbledownhouse

If you have cheese in your sandwich replace it with cauliflower. You'll hardly notice the difference because you'll be too distracted cursing god.

haaaa yessss. I love cauliflower but it is really not bread or cheese or anything like that. It is cauliflower.

tumbledownhouse

Well I just doubled my lunch calories...by wrapping my sandwich in bacon. Whatever works

the second sentence!!