5 embarrassing facts about you

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  • asimmons221
    asimmons221 Posts: 294 Member
    I didn't even go into my embarrassing drunk stories, because there's more than 5. But let me just tell you: I'm a ****ing trainwreck.

    For example? I got obliterated at a strip club once. Put on Slayer. Got on stage, took off my shirt, and headbanged in my bra the whole song. On stage. People were confused.

    love slayer, this is a great story.
  • comrade_questions
    comrade_questions Posts: 103 Member
    I'm in the military but I probably can't even run five miles

    At one point in my life I was the tank for my server's 4th most progressed guild on heroic ICC

    When I was little I was terrified of this decoration we had at my camp which was just a coconut with a painted face. I screamed when I saw it and they had to put it away whenever I was there

    I gained 19 pounds in basic training from eating so much bread and peanut butter at the chow hall

    I should be running right now but instead I think I'm gonna play The Sims
  • Katana1066
    Katana1066 Posts: 8
    1. When I was 10 I feel off a space hopper and broke my arm.

    2. I collect cookbooks, even though I am a chef, I have 150+

    3. I have an obsession with vampires, which came from watching blade when I was about 12 and I fancied Deacon Frost so much that I got his symbol tattooed on the back of my neck when I was 18.

    4. I howl, talk and laugh in my sleep.

    5. Even though I was a Goth/metal head through my teenage years I have started to harbour a love for hello kitty
  • MagicalLeopleurodon
    MagicalLeopleurodon Posts: 623 Member
    1. I cannot drive in reverse. I make my husband back my car up for me.
    2. I cannot make change. I have to grab paper and do insane amounts of math.
    3.My husband and i argue over my accent. Boil, Soil, Oil to me are bawl, soll, and oll. Hubby says boy-yull, soy-yull, oy-yull.
    4. My pinkie toe is hunched and i cant wiggle it. I call it the Hunchback of Notre Toe.
    5. I can open doors and play video games with my feet.

    I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING!
  • mrsamanda86
    mrsamanda86 Posts: 869 Member
    1. I love to put on headphones and sing (apparently not so well) and have been called out on it on numerous occasions.

    2. I hated using the bathroom at school, so had accidents up until I was probably about 10 years old(usually on my walk home from school. One time it happened, it had rained, I rolled around in a puddle to make it look like I was just splashing around LOL)

    3. I just realized that it's been a WHILE, and I still love Star Trek just as much as I did when I was a kid.

    4. I love sci-fi, fantasy, historical romance, paranormal romance, really nerdy books(and movies).

    5. I'm scared of happy or sad clowns, but not scary ones(not really embarrassing, just makes no sense lol).
  • MagicalLeopleurodon
    MagicalLeopleurodon Posts: 623 Member
    Im about to friend request every single one of you because yall are so flipping awesome.
  • Eleonora91
    Eleonora91 Posts: 688 Member
    1. I'm not good at using tools (forks, knifes, can openers, pretty much everything in the kitchen)
    2. I sometimes drool on my pillow because I sleep with my mouth open
    3. I mess with "push" and "pull" signs all the time
    4. I get weird when I have to greet someone, I happen to do things such as holding people's hands with the wrong one and stuff like that
    5. I like to wear my pajama all day everyday if I don't have to go out
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Some brilliant stories here lol
  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    1. Two of my toes on my left foot are webbed together (I can't wear toe-socks)

    2. Sometimes I make random high-pitched noises that I don't notice but other people can hear.

    3. I have about 50 porcelain dolls.

    4. I let my dog lick me in the face even though I'm allergic to dog saliva.

    5. I once got so drunk I screamed from my boyfriends open jeep at random passerby the words, "I'm going to go home and suck his ____ for 30 minutes until he c_m_ 13 times." I also tried to yank his jeep out of gear while he was driving it, and told him he was abusive for not taking me to sheetz to get food. That was a bad night.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    were to begin

    1. i can't swim yet i live near a few lakes

    2. i stutter when i try to talk to femals. there nothing wrong i just can't talk so i don't

    3. i was in my 30's when i got my learners for the seacond time and i got my licence soon after

    4. i love chick flicks, i cry easy. with this said i don't like scary movies at all

    5. i got drunk at the age of 9 or 10 my uncle wedding they made two punches i kept going for the booze. i ended that night outside puking my gutes out and my dad telling me to wait until i'm older he wasn't even mad

    6. i get confused with righ and left a lot it sucks. i've learned but i still forget
  • BV1980
    BV1980 Posts: 272 Member
    1. I am 33 years old and I have never had a girlfriend. Embarrassing, sad, and very depressing.
    2. I am 450 lbs.
    3. I don't fit in restaurant booths, airplane seats, sport/arena seats, etc.
    4. I love going to concerts and have been to over 150 in my life, but this year I have skipped shows even though I bought a ticket because I didn't think I could stand around for 3 hours or fit into the theater seat. It has been a waste of money on a few occasions.
    5. I don't really have friends anymore since they all got married and moved on with life, so if I ever want to go anywhere like out to eat or something, I have to do it alone and ask for a table for one.
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    1. Love the beach but swim like a rock

    2. I love fantasy books and RPG's( Magic cards, AD&D, etc)

    3. Im totally tech illiterate

    4. I am a friend to small animals

    5. I consider myself to be very socially awkward although Im a very good public speaker
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    1 - I am so ****ing Amazing that it annoys people.

    2 - I don't feel embarassed of anything.

    3 - I am shameless.

    4 - I cry with movies, songs, theater, and anything

    5 - I had nothing to write here yet I did write. Therefore I feel like a douche.
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    5) I once spent an entire afternoon of my youth hanging out around a pool in mixed company with a labia hanging out (thanks friends for telling me after the hot guys left)!

    Congratulations on winning the internet, what do you plan on doing with your prize?
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    5) I once spent an entire afternoon of my youth hanging out around a pool in mixed company with a labia hanging out (thanks friends for telling me after the hot guys left)!

    Congratulations on winning the internet, what do you plan on doing with your prize?

    ^^ this, the world would like to know


    "Excuse me, but your beef curtains are showing."
  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
    I'm terrible at math.

    I was bullied as a child.

    When I was 13 someone thought I was a boy.

    I'm a pretty good swimmer but have a fear of deep water. (Also the deep end in pools)

    I'm not a drinker, but I will get drunk at the office Xmas party & probably hit on you.
  • schmenge55
    schmenge55 Posts: 745 Member
    Date and time of next party please
  • bunnybutler29
    bunnybutler29 Posts: 291
    1) I get really scared when I watch scary movies. I spend half the time with my face hidden not looking.
    2) I love to swim, but I am deathly afraid of what might be in the water. Alligator gars, gators, and sharks mostly
    3) I get road rage most days im driving, but then again round here there are some terrible drivers. So maybe its justified.....
    4) I once went to the beach and got in even though I had no plans on getting in and gave everyone a show... funny how many people carry cameras to the beach.
    5) Im horrible at math
    6) I was at a pool party and was being thrown back and forth between a couple of guys when all of a sudden my bathing suit top came off.
  • workout_ninja
    workout_ninja Posts: 524 Member
    1. I didnt have my first kiss until I was 17 :cry:

    2. I once walked around school for an hour with my skirt tucked into my tights and no-one told me.

    3. I get obsessive about any TV show I start watching...including Glee!

    4. I am a total and complete rocker - except for my love of musical theatre.

    5. When Im alone, I sing to myself in the mirror
  • RachaelStJ
    RachaelStJ Posts: 152 Member
    1. I constantly do the "wave at somebody who is actually waving at somebody behind you" thing.
    2. I binge on Netflix on complete series and spend a few days after missing the characters I got to know.
    3. I'm in the Air Force and LOVE it, however, I struggle to pass EVERY PT test.
    4. Harry Potter is my obsession. I named my dog Dobby and my reward to myself when I lose all the weight is getting my first tattoo, which is Harry's glasses and scar.
    5. I got so drunk at an Oktoberfest celebration, playing quarters with giant steins, that I woke up at about 4 AM and peed on the floor of the hotel room my friend and I were sharing, while telling her that nobody would know it was me. :drinker:
  • bartaburesi
    bartaburesi Posts: 68 Member
    I didn't even go into my embarrassing drunk stories, because there's more than 5. But let me just tell you: I'm a ****ing trainwreck.

    For example? I got obliterated at a strip club once. Put on Slayer. Got on stage, took off my shirt, and headbanged in my bra the whole song. On stage. People were confused.

    This is not embarrassing. This is just sooooo cool!!!

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