Why are people with jobs rude, obese, smokers?

VBnotbitter

And why do they wear slutty Halloween costumes?

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lsapphire

that is a very broad, biased opinion without pertinent content. Under what circumstances have you made that assumption?

Ophidion

Huh?

_Bajiggity

unknown

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sandy_gee

wldrose75

Because having to put up with that crap 50 + hours a week makes me cranky and homicidal. Being cranky makes me rude. Smoking and eating keeps me from killing others.

As for wearing the slutty halloween costumes, I would if I had the body for it, not because I have a job but because I have the body for it.

VBnotbitter

You mean MFP isn't real life? Waaahhh

1PatientBear

They are out of bacon

MalindaLeigh714

Huh?

This.

jackiecamarena

Umm. What? :huh:

scottkjar

Where do I find these people in the slutty costumes?

Ophidion

OP...

VBnotbitter

OP...

Yeah probably :laugh:

I'm a multitasker and thought if it was all in one thread it would be more convenient for people

taunto

Often times I like to think before I use my words. My words have the power to bring joy, hate, smile, love, and in general, emotions and thought to the people that hear or read it.

Which is why often times I find it unnecessary to use them. Often times, silence proves far better than my words.

May the silence be with you OP.

VBnotbitter

So when I looked at the forums this morning there seemed to be a lot of threads making sweeping statements about life style behaviours of various professions,which were ridiculous as these behaviours occur in all walks of life. As a bit of silliness I made this thread as an extreme version of the others, and added the comment about Halloween to emphasise that I was being facetious. Well apparently I'm not very good at Internet humour so apologies to all those who took it seriously and now think I'm an *kitten* - I probably am.

OMGeeeHorses

Huh?

^^ this

Jessica1173

So when I looked at the forums this morning there seemed to be a lot of threads making sweeping statements about life style behaviours of various professions,which were ridiculous as these behaviours occur in all walks of life. As a bit of silliness I made this thread as an extreme version of the others, and added the comment about Halloween to emphasise that I was being facetious. Well apparently I'm not very good at Internet humour so apologies to all those who took it seriously and now think I'm an *kitten* - I probably am.

Now you're making sense. What you were trying to do is actually funny. You may want to use emoticons to show that you are just using humor and not being serious.

Grace215lbs

LOL!

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mom9198

So when I looked at the forums this morning there seemed to be a lot of threads making sweeping statements about life style behaviours of various professions,which were ridiculous as these behaviours occur in all walks of life. As a bit of silliness I made this thread as an extreme version of the others, and added the comment about Halloween to emphasise that I was being facetious. Well apparently I'm not very good at Internet humour so apologies to all those who took it seriously and now think I'm an *kitten* - I probably am.

Now you're making sense. What you were trying to do is actually funny. You may want to use emoticons to show that you are just using humor and not being serious.

Sarcasm. You were doing it right.
:laugh:

vanillacoffee

I have a job, I'm not rude, or obese (well, anymore).

But I do tend to wear slutty Halloween costumes

I like the sarcastic topic! Its a joke, people.....