Reasons bacon is better than true love

RedHeadDevotchka
RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
in Chit-Chat
Bacon doesn't ask you where you've been all night

Bacon doesn't get jealous if you try a different brand

...What else ya got?

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  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Bacon never leaves you unsatisfied
    Bacon never needs foreplay
    Bacon always hits the spot
    Bacon doesn't cry when you eat it
    Bacon loves when you stick it in your mouth
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Bacon won't make you dress up in a suit and tie in the middle of a heat wave to go listen to it's mother sing in the local choir while your favourite football team is playing their archrival.
  • StepAwayFromTheCupcake
    StepAwayFromTheCupcake Posts: 119 Member
    Bacon doesn't judge your browsing history.
  • lebaker310
    lebaker310 Posts: 164 Member
    Bacon doesn't sleep with your friend, Sausage.
  • RN514
    RN514 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Because it's bacon.
  • benol1
    benol1 Posts: 867 Member
    And bacon will probably kill you quicker than true love, too!
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Bacon isn't allergic to cats
    Bacon doesn't require me to close the bathroom door when I pee
    Bacon doesn't listen to bad music and force me to sit through it
    Bacon... understands me *sobs*

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