Reasons bacon is better than true love
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RedHeadDevotchka
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Bacon doesn't ask you where you've been all night
Bacon doesn't get jealous if you try a different brand
...What else ya got?
Bacon doesn't get jealous if you try a different brand
...What else ya got?
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Bacon never leaves you unsatisfied
Bacon never needs foreplay
Bacon always hits the spot
Bacon doesn't cry when you eat it
Bacon loves when you stick it in your mouth0 -
Bacon won't make you dress up in a suit and tie in the middle of a heat wave to go listen to it's mother sing in the local choir while your favourite football team is playing their archrival.0
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Bacon doesn't judge your browsing history.0
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Bacon doesn't sleep with your friend, Sausage.0
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Because it's bacon.0
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And bacon will probably kill you quicker than true love, too!0
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Bacon isn't allergic to cats
Bacon doesn't require me to close the bathroom door when I pee
Bacon doesn't listen to bad music and force me to sit through it
Bacon... understands me *sobs*0
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