The 6 best MFP personality types

TMLPatrick
TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
We all have our favorite MFP personalities.... I've just put together some of my favorites here. Which one are you?

The naive newcomer:

The naive newcomer has never dieted before. As a college student or recent grad, they've spent so much time at their studies they forgot to stop eating, now they need to figure out how to work off all those late night, booze-induced adventures to Taco Bell. As a newbie, you must ask every question you can think of about starvation modes, eating back calories, and whatever wacky cleanse Dr. Oz is touting. While sometimes infuriating due to their lack of knowledge, their innocence is endearing and remind us where we came from.

The scared-to-death:

The scared-to-death did not necessarily bring their situation upon themselves, but nevertheless must play the cards in their hand. Their doctor has told them they must change their lifestyle or face the inevitable consequences of their obesity. Every dreadful day of C25k, every terrible pushup, every ache and pain shows their desire to change. Their stories are truly inspirational and we all learn a thing or two about our own fitness journey by watching their amazing transformations from incapacitated to unstoppable.

The fit-as-frak:

The fit-as-frak cannot get enough gym time. You run marathons, climb hills, squat bodyweights, and generally push your body to the edge of sanity and then do another set for good measure. You never fail to offer promptly-ignored advice to the naive newcomers and scared-to-deaths in the hopes that maybe they'll see the light and follow in your path. While you may induce jealousy due to your amazing physique, we all secretly want to be you and admire the massive amounts of hard work you put in to be where you are.

The wife-and-mother:

The wife-and-mother can often be seen pushing a stroller boiling over with various toddlers and tikes through the mass of people running a 5k. You miss the body you had before your husband stuffed you full of restaurant dinners and delivering 5 children and are dedicated to getting back to that spot. You know you will be the hot mother or grandmother with a little dedication. We wish we could manage our time like you to get the kids to school, go to yoga class, run 5 miles, and go to work.

The scientist:

The scientist is quick to point out that 8 glasses of water a day doesn't account for the water in food. You are a firm believer in the calories-in-calories-out mantra, although you probably don't like mantras. You roll your eyes when you see the nebulous term "toxins" and roll them even worse when you see the term "cleanse." You struggle to keep diet facts from being overtaken by the diet myths. While you can come off as a know-it-all, we are all far better off from the way you keep us grounded in reality.

The sisyphus:

The sisyphus has been here before, but this will be the last time you push that medicine ball up the hill. You know what you need to do and know what works, but you struggle to keep away from the bad habits. You've learned to stay away from your old college friends because they're just going to ply you with alcohol and drag you to late night Steak-n-Shake dinners, but you still have a hard time saying no. We have a hard time keeping track of your comings and goings, but we keep rooting for you because we know you are on the verge of greatness.
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Replies

  • Could not find me fitting completely in any category.....!! XD
    The scientist made me LOL :D XD
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    You forgot askholes.. The ones who ask for advice but reject every answer.
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    I'll get to the 6 worst later!! ;)
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    I'll get to the 6 worst later!! ;)

    Oh ok these are the best types duh I should read more carefully :) looking forward to it!
  • pandorakick
    pandorakick Posts: 901 Member
    LOL! The The wife-and-mother fits me best :laugh:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Genius!
  • RebekahR84
    RebekahR84 Posts: 794 Member
    The sisyphus. Hahaha
  • workout_ninja
    workout_ninja Posts: 524 Member
    I fit pretty perfectly into the wife and mother!
  • KinoM
    KinoM Posts: 359 Member
    That's hilarious *and* awesome (I'm a scientist slowly becoming fit-as-frak btw).

    Have a gif of thanks.

    ops235y
  • BlueAngelChar
    BlueAngelChar Posts: 1,364 Member

    The fit-as-frak:

    The fit-as-frak cannot get enough gym time. You run marathons, climb hills, squat bodyweights, and generally push your body to the edge of sanity and then do another set for good measure. You never fail to offer promptly-ignored advice to the naive newcomers and scared-to-deaths in the hopes that maybe they'll see the light and follow in your path. While you may induce jealousy due to your amazing physique, we all secretly want to be you and admire the massive amounts of hard work you put in to be where you are.

    Like to think I'm certainly becoming this!!
  • SuperCrsa
    SuperCrsa Posts: 790 Member
    While reading through I thought nah, none of these apply to me, UNTIL I read The sisyphus!!
    That is totally me!
  • darkon
    darkon Posts: 5,342 MFP Moderator
    Lol funny post, i'm laughing in the office :P
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    The casual user? Doesn't weigh out food, will go out for dinner, will have a beer, but will also work their *kitten* off in the gym to compensate?
  • LivingtheLeanDream
    LivingtheLeanDream Posts: 13,342 Member
    and none of those describe me either LOL....maybe you could come up with a few more :-D
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Scientist aspiring to be Fit as Frak. In
  • pkw58
    pkw58 Posts: 2,038 Member
    Great stufff!
  • Scientist aspiring to be Fit as Frak. In

    Alot of people don't realize how beneficial being a Scientist is to getting Fit as Frak ;)

    Unless you can afford a personal trainer and nutritionist, you gotta put your head down and get to work studying!
  • DreamOfSunshine
    DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member
    Scientist aspiring to be Fit as Frak. In

    + 1 :bigsmile:

    Great post!
  • She_Hulk
    She_Hulk Posts: 277
    The Wife-and-Mother trying to be Fit as Frak over here. Great job, btw! :smile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    What about the long-time maintainers that did it the right way and are one of the testimonials?

    What would you call that?? lol
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Actually I am in the scientist/fit as frak but I do cleanses and watch toxins! I have to keep things interesting!! :laugh:
  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    combination of mom and sisyphus here :)
  • olehcat
    olehcat Posts: 92 Member
    I'm sooo the sisyphus, but I SO am on the verge of greatness now! ;D
  • BlackStarlight
    BlackStarlight Posts: 554 Member
    I'm probabky the sisyphus. Since my illness mpst definately.
    I know what works and I need to put it into practice :flowerforyou:
    xx
  • featherbrained
    featherbrained Posts: 155 Member
    Combo scientist and sisyphus here. Thanks for this, I got my laughter meds for the day! ;)
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    ha ha I think I count as the scientist

    even more so if you add in being obsessed with palaeoanthropology and providing evolutionary explanations for a bunch of stuff (or derailing threads into discussions about bonobos....)
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    heh.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    LMAO! This is awesome! I started making a similar thread about the best/worst friends to add but this is far better done.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I'll get to the 6 worst later!! ;)


    <--- is awaiting them eagerly...
  • Arne_becomesxXx
    Arne_becomesxXx Posts: 504 Member
    Probably these: sisyphus


    but that:
    You forgot askholes.. The ones who ask for advice but reject every answer.
    makes me lol......can´t wait the 6 worst!