Bacon and Making Babies...

FizikallyFit
FizikallyFit Posts: 180 Member
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"Research presented at the American Society for Reproductive Medicine’s 2013 Annual Meeting in Boston advises men to stay away from bacon and other forms of red meat if they are trying to conceive."

"Pacey did acknowledge that sufficient research exists to support the theory that processed meat can have a damaging effect on men’s health and that daily intake should be reduced"

http://www.medicaldaily.com/bacon-lowers-sperm-count-couples-trying-conceive-should-skip-bacon-and-eat-more-fish-259893

I am glad I am a lady so I can eat bacon and still procreate :D

:drinker: :bigsmile: :drinker:
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  • Kaitlyn811
    Kaitlyn811 Posts: 49 Member
    Hahaha! Oh gosh.. the things they study! I don't know any man that would give up bacon..and yet babies are still being born!
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    LOL YAH WHOWUUDDDATHUNK THAT THA PORK LETZ U GIT TO PORKIN' WITHOUT GETTIN PREGGERZ LOLZ
  • jenn26point2
    jenn26point2 Posts: 429 Member
    Bacon: the new birth control?? That would make some men and women VERY happy.

    Condoms? No, we don't need a condom... I eat bacon, baby!
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    Bacon: the new birth control??
    :drinker: :heart: :drinker:
  • Kiwigirlkim
    Kiwigirlkim Posts: 83
    Oh me god!!

    I shall tell my husband! He eats pork and red meat!

    Oh wait!?!? We have 5 healthy children! Maybe they should study something else that will make a difference!

    Just saying! :)
  • rosah2
    rosah2 Posts: 40 Member
    It would have been nice to know this many years ago. Bacon was cheaper than birth control pills back then. Lol.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    LOL YAH WHOWUUDDDATHUNK THAT THA PORK LETZ U GIT TO PORKIN' WITHOUT GETTIN PREGGERZ LOLZ

    .....I think I can see the matrix
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member

    I am glad I am a lady so I can eat bacon and still procreate :D

    :drinker: :bigsmile: :drinker:

    this brings up wayyy too many ideas in my head lolol
  • Kiwigirlkim
    Kiwigirlkim Posts: 83
    Bacon: the new birth control?? That would make some men and women VERY happy.

    Condoms? No, we don't need a condom... I eat bacon, baby!


    Haha, new commercial campaign, watch out!?!?!
  • Arne_becomesxXx
    Arne_becomesxXx Posts: 504 Member
    Maybe it´s a do "that" instead of "this" thing :bigsmile:
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    What will they come up with next?

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  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Bacon: the new birth control?? That would make some men and women VERY happy.

    Condoms? No, we don't need a condom... I eat bacon, baby!


    Haha, new commercial campaign, watch out!?!?!

    bacon-condoms.jpg
  • Kiwigirlkim
    Kiwigirlkim Posts: 83
    ^^^ HAHAHA!!! (Watch this space)
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    I eat bacon and have no babies. Maybe it works for the lady parts too!
  • Kiwigirlkim
    Kiwigirlkim Posts: 83
    Bacon: the new birth control?? That would make some men and women VERY happy.

    Condoms? No, we don't need a condom... I eat bacon, baby!


    Haha, new commercial campaign, watch out!?!?!

    bacon-condoms.jpg


    OH, HAHAHAHA!!! Wonderful, hmmmmmm!

    Poor woman!!
  • blueboxgeek
    blueboxgeek Posts: 574 Member
    Bacon: the new birth control?? That would make some men and women VERY happy.

    Condoms? No, we don't need a condom... I eat bacon, baby!


    Haha, new commercial campaign, watch out!?!?!

    bacon-condoms.jpg

    Haha, double protection!
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    LOL YAH WHOWUUDDDATHUNK THAT THA PORK LETZ U GIT TO PORKIN' WITHOUT GETTIN PREGGERZ LOLZ

    .....I think I can see the matrix

    OOOH YEAH GIRL U KNOW IT! WHAT PILL DO U WANT TO SWALLOW? LOLOLOZ
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I thought this was about making babies with InForbacon.

    :disappointed:
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  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    "Research presented at the American Society for Reproductive Medicine’s 2013 Annual Meeting in Boston advises men to stay away from bacon and other forms of red meat if they are trying to conceive."

    Ummm, Does eating bacon count as birthcontrol for men?

    Her: I hope you have a condom

    Him: Naw, it's cool. I stopped at Wendy's on the way over

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    1) correlation =/= causation

    2) has anyone asked this guy what he thinks?

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  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    My husband eats a ton of bacon and we ended up with twins :tongue:
  • mikeykhan2003
    mikeykhan2003 Posts: 177

    I am glad I am a lady so I can eat bacon and still procreate :D

    :drinker: :bigsmile: :drinker:

    this brings up wayyy too many ideas in my head lolol

    ^^
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
    Mmmmm. Bacon.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Another great use for bacon.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    you know this may be the bedroom habits of the bacon eating men. Is it possible he eats so much bacon that he starts to taste like bacon, and what woman isnt gonna wanna have a little swallow of that bacon? Therefore procreation never takes place due to the location of deposit.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    you know this may be the bedroom habits of the bacon eating men. Is it possible he eats so much bacon that he starts to taste like bacon, and what woman isnt gonna wanna have a little swallow of that bacon? Therefore procreation never takes place due to the location of deposit.
    Willing to eat bacon as a test subject... completely in the name of science of course.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    proving once again that bacon is the only answer you'll ever need......besides 42 \m/
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    proving once again that bacon is the only answer you'll ever need......besides 42 \m/

    kudos on the 42. but i just see a trending thing with the horns coming up on every post lol is there a specific key for that or do you deliberately type them in each time :tongue:
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    I must have super sperm...I ate bacon and got the wife prego...

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