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  • sbbtdjgt
    sbbtdjgt Posts: 2
    LOL
  • freak4iron
    freak4iron Posts: 995 Member
    I tried, but I can't do it. I prematurely ejaculate all over my touch screen the second I hear the beep of the text come through. This is a problem for me. Even if a chick says "Hi!" BAM I lose it.


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    These things happen bro don't get down on yourself there's always hope....Have you ever tried priming it before you start sexting?

    Bro, I prime all day long but then the chaffings begins and omg so uncomfortable!

    I don't know what to tell you your life will never fill fulfilled (you're always emptying) Sexchange maybe?
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    I tried, but I can't do it. I prematurely ejaculate all over my touch screen the second I hear the beep of the text come through. This is a problem for me. Even if a chick says "Hi!" BAM I lose it.


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    These things happen bro don't get down on yourself there's always hope....Have you ever tried priming it before you start sexting?

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    Fascinating. What is priming it?
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    I tried, but I can't do it. I prematurely ejaculate all over my touch screen the second I hear the beep of the text come through. This is a problem for me. Even if a chick says "Hi!" BAM I lose it.


    aBbpXuF.gif

    These things happen bro don't get down on yourself there's always hope....Have you ever tried priming it before you start sexting?

    Bro, I prime all day long but then the chaffings begins and omg so uncomfortable!

    I don't know what to tell you your life will never fill fulfilled (you're always emptying) Sexchange maybe?

    FML :cry: I'll never be a Snapchat or KIK warrior! :sad:
  • sbbtdjgt
    sbbtdjgt Posts: 2
    I just lock my phone. There is no reason my kids need to be on my phone unsupervised.
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    The odd one off text warning you about what will happen when you get home is nice, otherwise, yeah, it can get a bit repetitive and awkward. I don't think I'm very good at it.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I tried, but I can't do it. I prematurely ejaculate all over my touch screen the second I hear the beep of the text come through. This is a problem for me. Even if a chick says "Hi!" BAM I lose it.


    aBbpXuF.gif

    These things happen bro don't get down on yourself there's always hope....Have you ever tried priming it before you start sexting?

    Bro, I prime all day long but then the chaffing begins and omg so uncomfortable!

    I don't know how you guys walk around all day with those things.
  • CharlzO
    CharlzO Posts: 96 Member
    I found that it tends to take two to accomplish it well, and...well, I don't have anyone who's game lol. I haven't yet made a false persona to make myself feel like I have a life, but I'm probably a few half-steps shy of it.
  • Olivia
    Olivia Posts: 10,136 MFP Staff
    Dear Posters,

    I wanted to provide a brief explanation for locking this topic.

    The forum guidelines include this item:

    17. No Profane, Vulgar, or Sexually Explicit Language
    No explicit, sexual, insulting or vulgar content including expletives, or sexual innuendo, will be permitted. This includes the use of non-alphabetical characters to approximate expletives or other objectionable language. Publicly visible text on MyFitnessPal should be work-place friendly.

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    At our discretion, this locked thread may be deleted entirely in the near future.

    With respect,
    Olivia
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