We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
sexting
Replies
-
LOL0
-
I tried, but I can't do it. I prematurely ejaculate all over my touch screen the second I hear the beep of the text come through. This is a problem for me. Even if a chick says "Hi!" BAM I lose it.
These things happen bro don't get down on yourself there's always hope....Have you ever tried priming it before you start sexting?
Bro, I prime all day long but then the chaffings begins and omg so uncomfortable!
I don't know what to tell you your life will never fill fulfilled (you're always emptying) Sexchange maybe?0 -
I tried, but I can't do it. I prematurely ejaculate all over my touch screen the second I hear the beep of the text come through. This is a problem for me. Even if a chick says "Hi!" BAM I lose it.
These things happen bro don't get down on yourself there's always hope....Have you ever tried priming it before you start sexting?
Fascinating. What is priming it?0 -
I tried, but I can't do it. I prematurely ejaculate all over my touch screen the second I hear the beep of the text come through. This is a problem for me. Even if a chick says "Hi!" BAM I lose it.
These things happen bro don't get down on yourself there's always hope....Have you ever tried priming it before you start sexting?
Bro, I prime all day long but then the chaffings begins and omg so uncomfortable!
I don't know what to tell you your life will never fill fulfilled (you're always emptying) Sexchange maybe?
FMLI'll never be a Snapchat or KIK warrior! :sad:
0 -
I just lock my phone. There is no reason my kids need to be on my phone unsupervised.0
-
The odd one off text warning you about what will happen when you get home is nice, otherwise, yeah, it can get a bit repetitive and awkward. I don't think I'm very good at it.0
-
I tried, but I can't do it. I prematurely ejaculate all over my touch screen the second I hear the beep of the text come through. This is a problem for me. Even if a chick says "Hi!" BAM I lose it.
These things happen bro don't get down on yourself there's always hope....Have you ever tried priming it before you start sexting?
Bro, I prime all day long but then the chaffing begins and omg so uncomfortable!
I don't know how you guys walk around all day with those things.0 -
I found that it tends to take two to accomplish it well, and...well, I don't have anyone who's game lol. I haven't yet made a false persona to make myself feel like I have a life, but I'm probably a few half-steps shy of it.0
-
Dear Posters,
I wanted to provide a brief explanation for locking this topic.
The forum guidelines include this item:
17. No Profane, Vulgar, or Sexually Explicit Language
No explicit, sexual, insulting or vulgar content including expletives, or sexual innuendo, will be permitted. This includes the use of non-alphabetical characters to approximate expletives or other objectionable language. Publicly visible text on MyFitnessPal should be work-place friendly.
If you would like to review the forum guidelines, please visit the following link:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines
At our discretion, this locked thread may be deleted entirely in the near future.
With respect,
Olivia
MyFitnessPal Community Manager0
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.6K Introduce Yourself
- 44K Getting Started
- 260.5K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 393 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.7K Motivation and Support
- 7.8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 1.2K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions