Stop sittin there talkin bout all the fats and calories

cebiginalaska

Stop sittin' there talkin' 'bout where all the fats and calories is. You know where that comes from? Watchin' that d*mn TV. Everytime you turn it on you got somebody talkin' 'bout lose weight, get healthy, get in shape. They got everybody lookin' all anorexic and talkin' 'bout that's healthy.

I know what healthy is! And tell you something else, I don't know why everyone's tryin' to lose weight in the first place! Ain't everybody supposed to be the same size, we're supposed to be all different. Big, small, medium, midgets, you're supposed to have all that.

Everyone wants to be the same size now, like that Oprah Winfrey; she went and lost her weight, when nothin' was wrong with her, she was fine! Oprah was a fox! She lost all that weight, head lookin' all big, skin hangin' all over. And Luther Vandross. N*gga used to be the black Pavarotti. Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their *kitten* one way, 'cause I'm confused.

:laugh: from the Nutty Professor Movie