In love with a girl way out of my league.

PowerProject

MFP,
I need help again. Recently I was out for a night on the town with some friends of mine.
Normally I don't go out terribly late, but it was a dark and cool evening with a beautiful full moon. Who could say no to that?
Anyway my friends and I ended up in this new age club - an older estate style structure with ornate railings and a brilliant cathedral.
Inside were innumerable people, all goth looking and stuff. Not my usual crowd. Anyway we made our way past the tall, skinny, pasty people and passed by her.
She was breathtakingly beautiful. Dark hair, short to her shoulders, a gentle pale ccomplexion, vibrant blue eyes and a fierce, sexy smile that could pierce man and woman alike.
She must have been some sort of security for the club because she had a couple pistols on her legs and was wearing some kind of tactical clothing. Tough to spot under her long black leather overcoat, but visible nonetheles.

I'm afraid she likes this skinny blonde dude with bad nails and excessive body hair. She was kind of hanging all over him, but it looked tenuous at best.

What should I do?
She looks like she can handle herself and I don't wanna get smacked up for approaching her wrong.
Plus all the people in that club kept hissing at us and looking all threatening.

Help

ren_ascent

I know that chick, her name is Selene. She's part of the vampire army assigned to hunt lichens. Please run. Run as fast as you can.

miss_jessiejane

Ask her dad first.


Oh wait...

hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze

Aw shucks! From the title I thought you were talking about me. *sulk*

Beastmaster50

I'm almost 50 and one thing I've learned in life is that no one is out of your league. Think back to the kid book "everybody poops" . Not to be gross but think about it.

ren_ascent

Ask her dad first.


Oh wait...

Yeah, maybe not the best advice, but at least you caught it. He's a mean MF.

vinzorelli

Bring her a gallon of blood.

1_Slick_Chick

I'm almost 50 and one thing I've learned in life is that no one is out of your league. Think back to the kid book "everybody poops" . Not to be gross but think about it.

^^ This, If someone thinks they are out of your league then they are not worth being with you! But, it's probably just you thinking that way :flowerforyou:

allaboutthecake

Does she wear a ring? if not, then she's fair game.

Shave.

Then go for it.

markiend

I'm almost 50 and one thing I've learned in life is that no one is out of your league. Think back to the kid book "everybody poops" . Not to be gross but think about it.

This

esperenza

Comment her outfit, make a move first , then ignore her

sugarkissprincess

Approach her with kindness and no cheesy pick up lines.

Be yourself

Good luck

SassyCalyGirl

firstly, don't confuse Love with Fascination.
secondly, switch leagues.

elkahallick

Comment her outfit, make a move first , then ignore her

^^^^^ that's awesome advice!

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ldrosophila

That's a great start knock her taste in men

ldrosophila

Paulina Porizkova - Ric Ocasek
Claudia Shiffer - David Copperfield
Julia Roberts - Lyle Lovett
Heidi Klum - Seal
Angelina Jolie - Billy Bob Thornton
Katy Perry - Russell Brand

Women are nuts

$ or fame is a beautiful driving force

TX_Rhon

You will never know until you ask. Why you skurred????

superfox12082

I know that chick, her name is Selene. She's part of the vampire army assigned to hunt lichens. Please run. Run as fast as you can.

Ha ha ha! This.

But seriously, the worst she can say is no, or she's not interested. The worst she can do...well, I wouldn't push your luck.

TheBackStory

The right amount of confidence is always good. Start with that. Oh and don't shave!

GymRatGirl13

Comment her outfit, make a move first , then ignore her

^^^ This. Girls love a challenge. Strong and worthy women don't want *****es and if we get whatever we want, whenever we want it...and you're the sucker providing it without a chase, we will seek out a worthy alpha and leave your *kitten* in the friend zone. She isn't out of your league...no one is. Don't go get her...make her come to you. :-) Good luck!

Naomi0504

firstly, don't confuse Love with Fascination.
secondly, switch leagues.

The best advice so far

PowerProject

I don't know guys...
She's never there during the day. I think she has some sort of condition - which I don't really mind. I mean I could see past just about anything for a beauty as moving as hers.
The main concern is just fitting in. If you saw the type of people that frequented this place you would know what I meant. They're super scary looking and none of them look like they weigh more than one hundred pounds.

The old guy that runs teh DJ booth seems to have an eye for her too. He's always looking down to see what she's doing with this evil stare and furrowed brow. I think he's famous; DJ Victor i believe.

I just really need to know what to say to her to get her attention.

IhScoutII

Just don't let anyone hear you tell her your last name is Corvinus!

CookNLift

no such thing as out of your league dude....especially when you can lift a polar bear haha.

vinzorelli

Why don't you shed some light on the whole situation? See what happens.

miss_jessiejane

I don't know guys...
She's never there during the day. I think she has some sort of condition - which I don't really mind. I mean I could see past just about anything for a beauty as moving as hers.
The main concern is just fitting in. If you saw the type of people that frequented this place you would know what I meant. They're super scary looking and none of them look like they weigh more than one hundred pounds.

The old guy that runs teh DJ booth seems to have an eye for her too. He's always looking down to see what she's doing with this evil stare and furrowed brow. I think he's famous; DJ Victor i believe.

I just really need to know what to say to her to get her attention.

Ooh, you should totally ask her to come to church with you.

AestheticStar

You will never know if you don't attempt to approach or talk to her. Until then, it's just a bunch of "what if" questions in your head. It's better to just find out now, rather than keep putting it off. You never know what could happen. And better to find out if there's interest sooner, than later. Right?

TamTastic

Take a chance and see what happens. The worse she can say is no. Then you can move on...or she says yes....and you live happily ever after!