Insanity/P90X quotes

amg_89

I've noticed a lot of us are doing INSANITY and/or P90X. Now you know there are some priceless quotes in these programs (especially from Tony) and when I quote them to people who haven't seen it, I just look stupid. So here's a place to quote away and we all know what you're talking about!

i'll start. this one's from pure cardio (which is almost a joke now that i've started month 2 of insanity lol): "that s*** is ba...nanas, yo"

toddgaines

I just always get a kick out of Shaun when he says something like "it's okay to take a break, now KEEP GOING .. PUSH!!!!". It's completely contadictory, but it usually gets me to push a little further .. or to "dig deeper" lol.

shavasana

Tip of the day: Don't Smash Your Face!

jennarosewa

i've never tried either.. what are they like? lol

trice

I love when Tony says to the camera man 'You wanna see perfection?' or 'You want guns?' Cracks me up every time.

amg_89

I just always get a kick out of Shaun when he says something like "it's okay to take a break, now KEEP GOING .. PUSH!!!!". It's completely contadictory, but it usually gets me to push a little further .. or to "dig deeper" lol.

haha I know! or when he goes up to one person who is having a hard time and he's like "come on! 4 more! 4-3-2-1! okay, take a break." Then i look at the timer and there's still like 15 seconds left and he was just telling that guy to take a break. Damn tease.

trice

Love the Tip of the Day don't smash your face one. 'Let someone else do that.'

amg_89

i've never tried either.. what are they like? lol

they are both crazy intense workout programs by beachbody and they each have like 12 dvds. For some reason when you're working that hard you say random things and/or everything is just funny. so doing these videos cracks me up even though i'm about to collapse lol.

toddgaines

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i've never tried either.. what are they like? lol
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They are crazy. Hardest stuff I've ever done, but the bottom line is, if you are committed, and put in your hour a day, while eating right, you WILL see results. Between P90x and Insanity I have lost 44 Lbs now, and 6 inches off my waist. Not to mention that my cardio is the best it has ever been in my entire life. Better than when I was 18 and playing football and rugby. I just love it!

thumper44

Love the Tip of the Day don't smash your face one. 'Let someone else do that.'

I never understood that quote. I kept thinking Tony forgot what he was going to say and made up something on the fly.
Let someone else smash your face.
Well, we're doing P90x, WE should be smashing someone else's face.

My quote, which is the normal one but good one.

Do your best, and forget the rest.

proctor0828

"you can take a break but we gonna keep going" -Tony... makes you feel like an a** if you take that break. It's great though cause it moves you right through that must stop mode.

zenzoes

Tony is a little insane. I love it!

dino_morgan

Every time I do Pure Cardio, I hate him a little more when he says "I'm nervous about this workout." WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NERVOUS??? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL ABOUT THAT?!?!?

amg_89

Every time I do Pure Cardio, I hate him a little more when he says "I'm nervous about this workout." WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NERVOUS??? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL ABOUT THAT?!?!?

ha wait till you get to month two. during max interval circuit he just turns mean! "I NEED POW-ER! I NEED YOU TO DIG! DEEPER!" and you have to do a move entitled ski-abs/push-up-jacks/in-and-out-abs/oblique-v-ups. yep, it's one move. rrrough.

one of my fav tony quotes is during plyo when you are doing the heisman and he goes "Boom! Boom! There's my booms"

glfprncs2

I think in Core Synergistics during the lunges Tony says, "Break time" and then in less than half a second later says, "Break time's over."

kylielouttit

From....Chest, Should & Tri maybe...not sure:

"i'm stirring up some trouble" during the pot-stirrers. Then Tony says he doesn't like that Phil has a funnier line than him.

Phil is way to intense looking!

dino_morgan

Every time I do Pure Cardio, I hate him a little more when he says "I'm nervous about this workout." WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NERVOUS??? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL ABOUT THAT?!?!?

ha wait till you get to month two. during max interval circuit he just turns mean! "I NEED POW-ER! I NEED YOU TO DIG! DEEPER!" and you have to do a move entitled ski-abs/push-up-jacks/in-and-out-abs/oblique-v-ups. yep, it's one move. rrrough.

one of my fav tony quotes is during plyo when you are doing the heisman and he goes "Boom! Boom! There's my booms"

are you kidding me?? I don't even know what that means, and I read it three times!!

Timeyobanda

You can do anything for 30 seconds

amg_89

Every time I do Pure Cardio, I hate him a little more when he says "I'm nervous about this workout." WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NERVOUS??? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL ABOUT THAT?!?!?

ha wait till you get to month two. during max interval circuit he just turns mean! "I NEED POW-ER! I NEED YOU TO DIG! DEEPER!" and you have to do a move entitled ski-abs/push-up-jacks/in-and-out-abs/oblique-v-ups. yep, it's one move. rrrough.

one of my fav tony quotes is during plyo when you are doing the heisman and he goes "Boom! Boom! There's my booms"

are you kidding me?? I don't even know what that means, and I read it three times!!

ha i know it's ridiculous. you do four ski abs, four push up jacks, four in and out abs, and then four pushups that when you go down you bring your knee up to your shoulder...and you repeat that for 45 seconds.

"This is Pam. We call her Blam" Does this sound accidentally racist to anyone else that Tony calls the BLack woman whose name is pAM BLAM?

jnoegrah

I hate it, but i love it. lol.

Tonyv01

i'll start. this one's from pure cardio (which is almost a joke now that i've started month 2 of insanity lol): "that s*** is ba...nanas, yo"

DITTO!!

Tonyv01

Oh....and you got to luv that Shaun T calls it a "Recovery" workout :-)

singfree

Tony: "I gotta check on the kids" (after doing 2 reps).

princesspurple

'DIG DEEPER'.......I think about it when I am running up the hills!

edorice

My favorite quote is from Tommy Magrant from the P90X commercial: "NOBODY'S WATCHIN'". Keep doing your best and struggle through till you get that crane down pat or those side balance thingy's. It's OK, because nobody's watchin.

BiloxiBelle

Oh....and you got to luv that Shaun T calls it a "Recovery" workout :-)

& that he calls that 10 minutes or so of hell a warm-up!

princesspurple

oh,and i like when shant t says:
'i am not trying to hurt you, i am trying to make you better!'

amg_89

oh,and i like when shant t says:
'i am not trying to hurt you, i am trying to make you better!'

ummm....yeah right Shaun T! You're begging for a lawsuit, buddy! j/k, but sometimes I want to call him up and just be like "you really suck, you know that?"

This isn't a quote, but that K-Fed guy with the corn rows needs to just go home. He's the most annoying human being on this planet. Tonia's "intense face" comes in a close second.

princesspurple

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ummm....yeah right Shaun T! You're begging for a lawsuit, buddy! j/k, but sometimes I want to call him up and just be like "you really suck, you know that?"

This isn't a quote, but that K-Fed guy with the corn rows needs to just go home. He's the most annoying human being on this planet. Tonia's "intense face" comes in a close second.
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I messed up the quote process up above....oops!

I hear you about Tonia....I did the plyo today from the first month......He says to the girl in the blue sports bra..I think it is Rebecca or something like that....
'you never wore a sports bra before doing insanity, did you':noway: that was awesome-she does really good too!

amg_89

I hear you about Tonia....I did the plyo today from the first month......He says to the girl in the blue sports bra..I think it is Rebecca or something like that....
'you never wore a sports bra before doing insanity, did you':noway: that was awesome-she does really good too!

Yeah I love that girl! She joined the test group when she turned 40 and she's had like triplets or something. I'm in my 20's so it's motivating when a mom in her 40's is kicking my butt!

I also love when he goes up to some guy with blackish hair (i don't remember what workout it's on) and he goes
"You run marathons don't you?"
"yeah"
"How's this compare to that?"
"Oh God!" lol

SHALONDAG

I did P90x ABD. ripper yesterday. Tony says something like " The party's almost over, what a bummer" ! I was like " No it's not a bummer cause your trying to kill me Tony"! And you notice that both Tony and Shaun T take lots of breaks while they are checking on the performance of everybody else. I'm like " You pushing me, so why you get to take breaks" !!!