GET MY WIFE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jdad1
jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
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It is your great wisdom that I seek.


I would like to counsel with all the great people on MFP. You see, my wife is always turning the cold water on me when i shower or trying to hide and scare me. I would like it very much if you all could give me some playful ideas to get her back!!!!!!!!!!
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  • chu604
    chu604 Posts: 353 Member
    don't flush your dumps.
  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
    don't flush your dumps.


    Lol
  • rayfu75
    rayfu75 Posts: 209 Member
    or take a dump while SHE is in the shower and don't flush it
  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
    or take a dump while SHE is in the shower and don't flush it

    Take a dump in the actual shower she is using
  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member
    Put a tea bag in the shower head just before she gets in.
  • GuybrushThreepw00d
    GuybrushThreepw00d Posts: 784 Member
    you not seen any of the husband vs wife videos on youtube?

    hitting her with a baking sheet
    shoving a pie in her face
    making her a sandwich with some **** in it.
    etc etc
  • Empots88
    Empots88 Posts: 38 Member
    Make her a cup of tea with salt instead of sugar, rub soap on her toothbrush
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    the tea idea is good. She does the salt thing all the time and i think i will avoid the dumps. lol

    Any more real ideas people?
  • BlueAngelChar
    BlueAngelChar Posts: 1,364 Member
    Crack eggs into her shoes and boots!
  • Echo_Dan
    Echo_Dan Posts: 316 Member
    Steal all the towels when she is in the shower and leave only toilet paper to dry herself with.
  • vfett1018
    vfett1018 Posts: 131 Member
    Youtube PVP (Prank VS Prankor BFVSGF channel. Get some ideas from them, they are hilarious and always pranking each other.
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    I am totally doing the towel thing. :devil:
  • danofthedead1979
    danofthedead1979 Posts: 362 Member
    Do you have access to paperclippings? or anything like that, that you can collect? If so then fill her handbag up with the clippings before she goes out. Or the other classic is to stick a sticky label on her back that says something like 'kick me' as you give her a hug before she goes out.
  • j0705
    j0705 Posts: 185
    the dumping thing really does'nt phase us women.. we have to sleep in the same bed with your smelly *kitten* lol

    put cling film over the toilet bowl and put the seat down :wink:
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    Replace the contents of her purse with jelly beans..
    Reprogram the tv parental locks so she cannot get to her favorite channels..
    Take away the safety key to the treadmill
    Leave empty boxes of her favorite foods in the cupboard
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    awesome_office_cube_pranks_10.jpg

    2.jpg

    prank.jpg
  • NatsukoG
    NatsukoG Posts: 104
    LOVE the post-its on the car :-)
  • lisamaree78
    lisamaree78 Posts: 12 Member
    Freeze some cauliflower & then hide some in her handbag or wardrobe. The stench is putrid!
  • Dunkirk
    Dunkirk Posts: 465 Member
    Cook her a nice dinner. Be very careful with pranking your wife, it could backfire
  • kevinone246
    kevinone246 Posts: 1 Member
    Buy womans underware, remove the tags, soil them and hide them somewhere she will find them.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Fill her umbrella with paper clippings/paper clips/spinkles etc and wait for a rainy day
  • lucan07
    lucan07 Posts: 509
    Clip a clothes peg on the back of her dress or jacket as she leaves the house, people will think she buys all her clothes off the peg!

    Works best if she's going somewhere special or giving a presentation at work!
  • j0705
    j0705 Posts: 185
    Cook her a nice dinner. Be very careful with pranking your wife, it could backfire

    wise words lol
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    Buy womans underware, remove the tags, soil them and hide them somewhere she will find them.

    strong first post appropriate pic.
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
    Why all the dump-related jokes LoL

    If she's a coffee drinker switch to decaf without telling her...*ponders* No...too cruel.

    KoolAid in the shower head...granted you may be in HUGE trouble if you do that...

    Fake spider in the shower or on the toilet seat?
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  • rayfu75
    rayfu75 Posts: 209 Member
    put cling film over the toilet bowl and put the seat down :wink:

    YES!!!!! CLASSIC!!!
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    GET RID OF ALL THE TOILET SEATS
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
    Cardboard cutout of a person sitting in the back seat of the car.

    Switch her face cream to toothpaste.

    Switch her cereal for dog chow...especially if her cereal already looks like dog chow.
  • TattedInStilettos
    TattedInStilettos Posts: 331 Member
    Just do some of the nicest and sweetest things for absolutely no reason at all... it freak the the heck out of her she wouldn't knw if you being nice or trying to prank her...

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