Stop putting apostrophes where they don't belong!

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  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    I do this when I am using my nook. Too much of a pain in the *kitten* to get to them with the onscreen keyboard.

    I also have issues with typing too fast, and my apostrophes end up in the wrong spots frequently. It's all a funciton of how fast i am typing which ultimately is a function of how much multitasking I am trying to do at the moment.




    THAT'S NOT A WORD!!!

    :tongue:
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    i pu't th'em w'here i wa'nt.

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • PennyM140
    PennyM140 Posts: 423 Member
    This post almost made me feel like I have a life. Except for the fact that I am reading it.
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    It's apparently difficult for some folks to know when an apostrophe is in its proper place. . . .
  • juniperfox
    juniperfox Posts: 127 Member
    And please put apostrophe's where they do belong.



    /s
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  • Talako
    Talako Posts: 79 Member
    They don't make words plural!!

    Case in point: Its
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    *Apostrophe's

    I see what you did there.. :wink:


    Too be honest, many times it's a typo. You still understood what the author of the post was saying didn't you?
  • LibertyBelle_75
    LibertyBelle_75 Posts: 20 Member
    This made my day! :laugh:
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    [/quote]

    They do when placed in the right spot.

    PLural possessives.

    SIngular - Cat.
    Plural - Cats
    Possessive - cat's
    Plural possessive - Cats'
    [/quote]

    I like cat, cats, cat's, and cats'.... cats and I get along rather well and oft'en are in agreement on many thing's.
  • erilynbmore
    erilynbmore Posts: 42 Member
    oh's no's my's keyboard's put's apostrophe's in's every's word's!
    HELP'S ME'S!!
  • LibertyBelle_75
    LibertyBelle_75 Posts: 20 Member
    Yes! This drives me nuts!
    Worst case I have seen was a sign to direct people out of the station to where the taxi rank and bus stops had moved to, it said "Taxi's & Buse's". And I saw it everyday, twice a day for several months and wanted to correct it each time! :explode:

    I completely agree, but I feel inclined to point out the irony of your statement. "Everyday" should actually be "every day" in this scenario. Nothin' but love, though. :wink:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I' w'i'l'l' p'u't' a'p'o's't'r'o'p'h'e's' w'h'e'r'e e'v'e'r' I' w'a'n't t'o''.'

    '''''''''''''''''''''''
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Sitting back sucking on my favorite candy's watching videos of cute kitty's and baby's waiting to see where this goes.
  • Becoming_A_Butterfly
    Becoming_A_Butterfly Posts: 2,534 Member
    They don't make words plural!!

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    While you hate apostrophes, I will hate on multiple exclamation marks:

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  • juniperfox
    juniperfox Posts: 127 Member
    or not using them at all in contractions.

    Im guilty of this :ohwell:

    At least you are aware of it. :)
  • juniperfox
    juniperfox Posts: 127 Member
    *Apostrophe's

    I see what you did there.. :wink:


    Too be honest, many times it's a typo. You still understood what the author of the post was saying didn't you?
    Absolutely. The ability to recognize a typo means that I was able to understand its context. If you ask me, it's a little...useless how people get their underwear in a bunch over conventional errors. It's like most of the time, people point mistakes out to feel good about themselves, instead of actually helping the person become a more effective communicator.

    Another thing, sometimes people will point things out that actually AREN'T wrong, like starting sentences with "and." Perhaps it's less correct in scholarly papers, but this is an internet forum. It all just looks silly.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_English_usage_misconceptions
  • UrbanLotus
    UrbanLotus Posts: 1,163 Member
    Interesting, looks like a couple of posts have been deleted.

    I had a flash of brilliance so I will say it anyway for anyone who thinks this is petty or insignificant.

    Just as how in person we are judged first by outward appearance, in online communication we are judged by our ability to express ourselves using written words. Poor grasp of or disregard for rules of grammar makes writing more difficult to understand and undermines the writer's credibility. It's like going to the grocery store in your pajamas.

    I think it is generally possible to tell mistakes made by non-native English speakers from people who don't know or bother to take the time to use correct punctuation, etc.

    No, it's not the worst thing in the world, but it does matter IMO.

    This is the perfect explanation, AGREED.
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    They don't make words plural!!


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    ^^^

    This is seriously EXACTLY how I feel about this sometimes. IT'S. NOT. HARD. You can't AAAAALLL be English-as-a-second-language! You have ZERO excuses for not applying basic knowledge you learned in fricking third grade.

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  • ALKNica
    ALKNica Posts: 50
    For those grammar lovers, if you haven't read the the book Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation, written by Lynne Truss, I highly recommend it. It is one of the most entertaining books I've read.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    They don't make words plural!!

    This's f'ing serious!
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    apostrophes pfft
    you are forgetting those people who cannot construct a sentence using full stops and commas, now that is :explode:

    If you spoke how you type you would die of asphyxiation

    Hypoxiation is the word you want. :wink:
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
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  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    For those grammar lovers, if you haven't read the the book Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation, written by Lynne Truss, I highly recommend it. It is one of the most entertaining books I've read.


    True, it's entertaining as well as seriously making a point for correct use of the language. I have a dear friend who teaches English to Arabic and Asian students, and I gave her a copy. I also gave her a t-shirt that says " Lets eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. Commas save lives." Lynn Truss has written several other books on this subject, including "Twenty-Odd Ducks" and "The Girl's Like Spaghetti".

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