FR Without Massages...

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  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    No one on my FL ever offers me massages. What am I doing wrong?

    It's probably because you're an android.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I used to be a Licensed Massage Therapist. That's how I met my wife.
  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member
    I used to be a Licensed Massage Therapist. That's how I met my wife.

    I've always wanted to find a guy massage therapist.
    But, considering you are 1000 miles away, gonna have to pass this time.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Massages from strangers make me tense.
  • QuincyChick
    QuincyChick Posts: 269 Member
    My friend and former roommate was a massage therapist. i miss a rough massage. :-(
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Massages from strangers make me tense.
    unless they are good at it.............I think at this moment I'm so stressed I'll take it lol

    I got a gift certificate for one from my boss and gave it to my roommate. Unless there's a happy ending involved, then I might change my mind. :wink:
  • alaynavee
    alaynavee Posts: 148 Member
    Massages from strangers make me tense.
    unless they are good at it.............I think at this moment I'm so stressed I'll take it lol

    I got a gift certificate for one from my boss and gave it to my roommate. Unless there's a happy ending involved, then I might change my mind. :wink:


    Hmmm. a gift certificate from your boss? Isn't that a bit creepy??
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Massages from strangers make me tense.
    unless they are good at it.............I think at this moment I'm so stressed I'll take it lol

    I got a gift certificate for one from my boss and gave it to my roommate. Unless there's a happy ending involved, then I might change my mind. :wink:


    Hmmm. a gift certificate from your boss? Isn't that a bit creepy??

    All the admin staff got one. It was actually from all the directors/managers, so not too creepy. :smile:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Just, don't even try.

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    This is how I used to feel about boys up to grade 5.

    Used to? This is how I get all of my boyfriends. :laugh:
  • teamAmelia
    teamAmelia Posts: 1,247 Member
    Without massages?
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Without massages?

    You catch on quick.
  • teamAmelia
    teamAmelia Posts: 1,247 Member
    Without massages?

    You catch on quick.
    quickly
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    No one on my FL ever offers me massages. What am I doing wrong?

    Not true! I said I would rub you!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Massages from strangers make me tense.

    Am I too strange? I was gonna give you a massage on our wedding night.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I used to be a Licensed Massage Therapist. That's how I met my wife.

    I've always wanted to find a guy massage therapist.
    But, considering you are 1000 miles away, gonna have to pass this time.

    Still have my Massage table. Set it up now and again for my wife, but she always wants to move ahead to the happy ending.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Massages from strangers make me tense.

    Am I too strange? I was gonna give you a massage on our wedding night.

    You can touch me anywhere you want, baby! :love:
  • KindredSouls
    KindredSouls Posts: 188 Member
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  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member
    I used to be a Licensed Massage Therapist. That's how I met my wife.

    I've always wanted to find a guy massage therapist.
    But, considering you are 1000 miles away, gonna have to pass this time.

    Still have my Massage table. Set it up now and again for my wife, but she always wants to move ahead to the happy ending.

    Yea, I have no desire to get in the way of the either. I may just actually try looking to see if I can find one in my area. Women just dont have the muscle I wish they did. I think a man would be better built for giving an epic massage.
  • StepAwayFromTheCupcake
    StepAwayFromTheCupcake Posts: 119 Member
    I used to be a Licensed Massage Therapist. That's how I met my wife.

    I've always wanted to find a guy massage therapist.
    But, considering you are 1000 miles away, gonna have to pass this time.

    Still have my Massage table. Set it up now and again for my wife, but she always wants to move ahead to the happy ending.

    Yea, I have no desire to get in the way of the either. I may just actually try looking to see if I can find one in my area. Women just dont have the muscle I wish they did. I think a man would be better built for giving an epic massage.

    I'm a sports and deep tissue specialist. I bring at least 1 grown man to tears every week :happy:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I used to be a Licensed Massage Therapist. That's how I met my wife.

    I've always wanted to find a guy massage therapist.
    But, considering you are 1000 miles away, gonna have to pass this time.

    Still have my Massage table. Set it up now and again for my wife, but she always wants to move ahead to the happy ending.

    Yea, I have no desire to get in the way of the either. I may just actually try looking to see if I can find one in my area. Women just dont have the muscle I wish they did. I think a man would be better built for giving an epic massage.

    I'm a sports and deep tissue specialist. I bring at least 1 grown man to tears every week :happy:

    Your username is bringing me to tears. :cry:





















    :wink:
  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member

    I'm a sports and deep tissue specialist. I bring at least 1 grown man to tears every week :happy:

    And, you are gorgeous! I would try you out.

    .... Wow, that sounded bad.
  • StepAwayFromTheCupcake
    StepAwayFromTheCupcake Posts: 119 Member

    I'm a sports and deep tissue specialist. I bring at least 1 grown man to tears every week :happy:

    And, you are gorgeous! I would try you out.

    .... Wow, that sounded bad.

    Aww thank you :blushing:
  • Blondiegrl11
    Blondiegrl11 Posts: 458 Member
    Mmm, massage? I need to book one ASAP
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Just, don't even try.

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    But... I even offered a happy ending and yet you still won't be my friend!
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