FR Without Massages...

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  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    I accept no FR's unless they give the deep tissue massage.

    Deep....tissue............ :laugh: :wink:

    Define deep.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I only accept FR if they're willing to touch me.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    I ALWAYS insist on a massage with all my FRs.
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    ohhhhhhhhhh a massage sounds amazing right now. Just give me the massage, and well maybe the FR can come later depending on how good you are!
  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
    <--- licensed massage therapist. :flowerforyou:

    So how do I acquire one of these massages?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Just, don't even try.

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    This is how I used to feel about boys up to grade 5.

    Really? I was juggling two boyfriends in kindergarten. Boys never had cooties as far as I was concerned.
    I used to stand on the corner when I was 2 and kiss my boyfriend.

    No wonder I got pregnant at 17 ...

    ETA: Funnily enough, I just posted a comment on his FB page before I answered this thread.
  • Lindaspencer
    Lindaspencer Posts: 226 Member
    <--- licensed massage therapist. :flowerforyou:

    So how do I acquire one of these massages?

    U would on our date lol :)
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Perhaps you need to be more specific about the type of massage you'll accept. Deep tissue? Hot stone? Does it need to have a happy ending? All very important things to know.
  • SlimJanette
    SlimJanette Posts: 597 Member
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    I love this...lol
  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
    <--- licensed massage therapist. :flowerforyou:

    So how do I acquire one of these massages?

    U would on our date lol :)

    :happy:
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    No one on my FL ever offers me massages. What am I doing wrong?
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    Awww! :heart:
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
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    You know, funny thing my kitty will come rest on my belly and kneed my tata's like this. Not as exciting as you may think! Ouch WTF :huh:
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    are we naked?
  • MzLaLa29
    MzLaLa29 Posts: 258 Member
    bump
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    are we naked?

    :huh:
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    It's the internet. Send a message or not. I couldn't care less.

    C'mon, man. Don't be "that" guy.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    This should turn into a "Would you get a massage from the person above you" topic..


    Above this post is me, so...

    I already did that today.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Would. From the pretty brindle pup!