I Need Attention

Please give me attention.

I put up my best profile picture that I took 500 snaps of and I think this is my best one. Whatcha think? :D

I just finished a big work out so I'm looking quite pumped, and I'm going to take another 500 snaps from my best angels and choose the best one. Looking good?

I might then go on some of those "bang,kiss,date", or "compliment the above" threads and spam until I'm satisfied with enough compliments.

Tell me how beautiful I am and what a great body I have etc etc.

Thanks.
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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Alright, who's the girl that broke your heart? Come tell us all about it. *there, there*
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    :smokin:
  • KindredSouls
    KindredSouls Posts: 188 Member
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  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Hug
  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
    Are you asking on a public forum if you're pregnant?







    Oh, sorry.... ~leaving~
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I like the pic in the face mask better. You're a bad pic picker.
  • IronCakes
    IronCakes Posts: 317 Member
    You should use the picture of you with the mask on as your profile picture.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    how many pregnancy tests have you taken in the last 24 hours....

    cause i don't think this is HGC that's *kitten* up your brain.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    The fact that the bystander NEVER flinches *LOL*
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    You should use the picture of you with the mask on as your profile picture.

    See?! I'm not the only one!
  • IronCakes
    IronCakes Posts: 317 Member
    You should use the picture of you with the mask on as your profile picture.

    See?! I'm not the only one!

    Damn you totally beat me too it. Great minds and all that jazz. :wink:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    You should use the picture of you with the mask on as your profile picture.

    See?! I'm not the only one!

    Damn you totally beat me too it. Great minds and all that jazz. :wink:

    :drinker:
  • Seefylol
    Seefylol Posts: 197
    You should use the picture of you with the mask on as your profile picture.

    Oh no you di'int?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Why did you pick the one with duck lips?
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    How about the tried and true "I'm so ugly - waaaah" method?

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  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    Please give me attention.

    I put up my best profile picture that I took 500 snaps of and I think this is my best one. Whatcha think? :D

    I just finished a big work out so I'm looking quite pumped, and I'm going to take another 500 snaps from my best angels and choose the best one. Looking good?

    I might then go on some of those "bang,kiss,date", or "compliment the above" threads and spam until I'm satisfied with enough compliments.

    Tell me how beautiful I am and what a great body I have etc etc.

    Thanks.

    Um...okay.

    Wow you're gorgeous! Nice breasts! I'd kill for that *kitten*! Your ...um...ears are very symmetrical?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I wish I could get my best angels to take pictures of me. All they do is stand there and whisper me to workout and eat right. While my best devils show me the chocolates.
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    So do you think someone may be hitting on you?
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  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    except i giggled. because it's so true.
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
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  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    your needy
    but your lovely
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
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  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Umm...you're really pretty.
  • kyleekay10
    kyleekay10 Posts: 1,812 Member
    I wish I could get my best angels to take pictures of me. All they do is stand there and whisper me to workout and eat right. While my best devils show me the chocolates.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    When it comes to a bombardment of selfies and shallow fishing I tend to think this could work
    "Get over yourself. Then get under me" that line, or 5 drinks should do the trick :)
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    So you are saying that you don't get enough attention on mfp. Damn, even I get hit on here. Sucks to be you.