I Want You Because...

liftorgohome

I need my toilets cleaned

DWBalboa

Because I need my toilet plunged and your just the man for the job. And what a job it is!

buggsby83

Because for some reason you remind me of Joey from Friends.

DWBalboa

WHOA!!! Oh wait wrong Joey.

How you doin?

Oh and I want you because who would want a bear for a friend?

Mattty79

My new man cave needs a trial run

liftorgohome

I'm thirsty.

SojournerThirteen

I need someone to haul the trees I fell

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Watching_The_Wheels

Everybody needs a designated driver

Watching_The_Wheels

You may complete my collection of Beverly Hills 90210 DVDs

slimgirljo15

I heard you were easy

Watching_The_Wheels

Of your frequent flyer mileage

AliNouveau

You're a good actor

Watching_The_Wheels

Of your appreciation of the theater

AliNouveau

You know lots of words

Watching_The_Wheels

Your uncanny ability to text and drive

AliNouveau

Your uncanny ability to read and drive

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jagrippa33

She likes to be read to

AliNouveau

He knows fancy people

TyTravis007

She knows a guy who knows fancy people

RB5790

He knows people who know people

TyTravis007

He knows that I know people

slimgirljo15

I wanna see that smile up close

DWBalboa

Because I want to snuggle with my sweet friend.

liftorgohome

b/c I need a cool ride to pick up chicks

Watching_The_Wheels

You change your oil every 3,000 miles as recommended

Mattty79

You'll keep an eye on my wheels while im driving, it's nice to know they are still there

liftorgohome

I need someone to sit there and cheer

DWBalboa

I need a spotter on the heavy lifts.