I Want You Because...

Minion_training_program

Because you are one of my oldest friends on here and i would love to meet you in person

EDIT, this was for @slimgirljo15 obviously

Cyberbartender

I need a guy....... To get beers

liftorgohome

I need someone to clean my toilets after taco Tuesdays

Josh_2099

I need a spotter

Soon2BSuper

YOU need a Spotter?! I Need a Spotter!!

DWBalboa

Cause he's super!

liftorgohome

I need someone to beat up my mechanic for saying a belt had chunks missing when it didn't.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Same reason ...
Get my EX Mechanic to return the money he took for parts that were never even ordered!!! 🤬
Let's kick some honesty into these Scam Artists arsses!!!

allother94

Cause you take classic black and white photos

s1im62

You laugh at my jokes when nobody else does.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I'd like to hear some good jokes

happimess01

because I am ready to fall in love and get hurt again

slimgirljo15

You're a sweetheart

FabulousFantasticFifty

You have a beautiful personality 🤗💖

s1im62

You brought out the missing piece that completes my life's puzzle.

Watching_The_Wheels

I’m of legal age and I have my mommy’s permission...

renydo2

fill 'er up - premium! - and don't forget to check the tires!

Watching_The_Wheels

You practice social distancing...

Kindhearts30

You also practice social distancing hopefully lol

Soon2BSuper

You're socially distant

happimess01

you're emotionally distant

Soon2BSuper

You're emotionally unavailable

scribb

Because Superman

FabulousFantasticFifty

Not as strong 💪

scottiam543

I will make you stronger

Kindhearts30

You have a nice beard

slimgirljo15

Your soul is delicious

Tigg_er

You always make me smile

Watching_The_Wheels

Of your lowered expectations...

happimess01

I could help you be a good wingwoman