I Want You Because...

Fitandabbs2020

Bc she missed me!

slimgirljo15

You're nipples are spectacular 😆

psychod787

because nothing can be better than an Australian girl with an American man....

slimgirljo15

Because I like the way you think

balanc41

I dont need a reason

Fitandabbs2020

Bc she’s the first one who thinks my nipples are spectacular

PaperDoll_

Because I can go shopping with you for shirts to hide the spectacular nipples.

Ashkea76

Because I would LOVE going shopping with a lady instead of 2 little boys.

Watching_The_Wheels

I’m in need of a binge-watching partner...

BigDougie1211

I need advice on arms.

slimgirljo15

Who doesn't love an Irish accent. ☘

Minion_training_program

You are my BFF

Ashkea76

Because I love minions

BigDougie1211

It's been a long time.

blondeandfeistyAF13

I need something off of that REALLY tall shelf and I am short . . .

Watching_The_Wheels

What you lack in height I think I make up for in width...

slimgirljo15

Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »

What you lack in height I think I make up for in width...

😳 🤐

Fitandabbs2020

Bs she got an amazing sock collection!

happimess01

i need someone to say "bless you" when I sneeze

Watching_The_Wheels

Your sneezing protocol is strong...

slimgirljo15

I wanna see the other gun.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I wanna show off my guns 😋

Ashkea76

Because I'm IN for a Girls Night!

psychod787

Bridge_marie wrote: »

Double GNO

Because every pot needs a lid that fits.

Watching_The_Wheels

Of your connections to lumber wholesale prices...

blondeandfeistyAF13

i need a sleeper to enter into arm wrestling competitions

happimess01

I need a snoozer to hit snooze on my phone every morning

blondeandfeistyAF13

I need someone to take cool pictures of me when if I can ever go to places again (other than my backyard)

balanc41

Because she knows how to brighten anyone’s day with a smile

_sw33tp3a_11

Because he's super nice