I Want You Because...

MuscleAndMascara

because you can teach me..

AZ_Gato

Because you look like you have a good incubation system.

MuscleAndMascara

Because you look like you have a good incubation system.

bwahaha very clever..

Danny_Boy13

@Tboscamp: Cuz you look like you would be a fun person to be around.

spartyhawk

I think she would be great coversation

onmyown326

because hes yummy

MoJokes

loves to lift

impartialbystander

"Let's test that hypothesis:

Exhibit A) Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? .......Because they take everything literally.

Exhibit A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre... ...so he GAVE it to her.

Exhibit C) The Higgs Boson wants to take in a Sunday service, so it goes to a Catholic Church. Before it can enter, the Pope comes out and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't accept your kind here. You're going to have to leave." And the Higgs Boson says, "But you can't have mass without me!!!""


- Lol... You're totally right! I'm loving it - but I'm a teacher so I'm a sucker for this type of humor

Sweet! I told those jokes to the right person. Nerd-comedy fans, unite!

impartialbystander

@MoJokes: ...because... ...you want to hear more of my jokes! And you like to keep it natural.

onmyown326

your smile makes me want to smile!:laugh:

Erin_goBrahScience

I wish I had a figure like yours

MoJokes

I love curly hair on women

onmyown326

because he could teach me how to get big muscles!

spartyhawk

she could just be fun to hangout with

Erin_goBrahScience

How could I not love a fellow army soldier?? Twin powers activated!!

spartyhawk

havnt used my ring in a while, oh there it is lol

Ashkea76

duh....former Military.

Mr_Dumas

I like her "cans"

sanderdejonge

Not sure, I never eat fastfood anymore :O

Sarie_Bronish

because I need to cool off in that pool!

CharleePear

Because I needs tips, your stomach is beautiful.

sassypants0923

You look like you'd be fun to hang with

Groovyca2022

I get along with sassy women

ThePlight

ALL ladies in this page are fun

Groovyca2022

you're fun and kind...we need to have a beer at the beach.

Monster008

You look intriguing

sassypants0923

You are on a beach and that's where I need to be!

norm67axp

You are pretty with a nice slender body

GrnEyedGirlie

Because I'd never worry bout my safety again! Lol

lorenzovonmatterhorn7549

I want to steal your hat so I can stay warm