I Want You Because...

regosaki

I need someone to unblock my toilet?

Just_Scott

I have an 8 pound sledge....may need to replace the ball doo hickey when I'm done

geekprincess858

Prosthetic devices don't count, Scott! Lol!

bmason67

always wanted a Greek Princess

Just_Scott

I need a mason.....someone start chanting....

bmason67

I need a tigger

sdbeachbum

I can't open this jar

regosaki

I have a court order, a pair of tartan Wellington's, some bee's, a copy of monkey pumper monthly magazine, a jar of yeast extract and a small Welsh hunting dog........and I'm feeling frisky!

VpinkLotus

you are straight up adorable

regosaki

I've come over all funny....Kindly fetch me my carpet slippers and my best spanking paddle.

deanjou59

You are so darn cute- that's why!

TheRoadDog

Because of your mischievious smile.

deanjou59

Because you look badass- yet sweet! Nice combo!

Tryxxie2013

Because you know how to have fun

regosaki

I broke my last friend...

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charliex2202

you're a complete mystery

AsparagusFinch

I want to know how the hell you've got such amazing hair! It's lush!!

bmason67

i need a friend

Mr_Dumas

Could use a wingman.

prime853

I love some nice buns

deanjou59

You may help me become more wild!

_Calypso_

I need a shopping partner

prime853

I need help with balance

sdbeachbum

I need a trainer

coretemp

you glisten : )

AsparagusFinch

Dat *kitten* :P

deanjou59

You look like you would be fun to hangout with!
Girl's night?

sdbeachbum

because we could have a girls day

borapielk

just because