I Want You Because...

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We are living in a material world and you are a material girl...

ilfaith

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Our shared unrelenting commitment to non-commitment...

Gimsteinn

Cause you're wearing a shirt outside..

JstTheWayIam

We'd have less misunderstandings in person haha

subcounter

need that selfie skills 101 lesson.

Gimsteinn

Cause you play soccer

TheCounselorx

I need someone to spend my money for me,,,,,

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Gimsteinn

TheCounselorx wrote: »

I need someone to spend my money for me,,,,,

I'll take it!

Gimsteinn

happimess1 wrote: »

strip club here we come!

cause you seem genuine

mellecita

I want to borrow those cute pants

Theo166

that profile is captivating

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FabulousFantasticFifty

You'd be handy to have around when I need to call 911 for a smile

mellecita

I bet I could learn a lot from you

Gimsteinn

Cause I think we have a similar figure and we could borrow each others clothes (although You might be a size or 2 smaller than me lol)

BigDougie1211

You could carry me home when I get drunk

Gimsteinn

BigDougie1211 wrote: »

You could carry me home when I get drunk

Nah I'll be just as drunk. We need to find someone else who want's us and can carry both of us.. any takers?

BigDougie1211

Gimsteinn wrote: »

BigDougie1211 wrote: »

You could carry me home when I get drunk

Nah I'll be just as drunk. We need to find someone else who want's us and can carry both of us.. any takers?

Seriously guys...any takers?

subcounter

Gimsteinn wrote: »

BigDougie1211 wrote: »

You could carry me home when I get drunk

Nah I'll be just as drunk. We need to find someone else who want's us and can carry both of us.. any takers?

I've carried a 2.10m big friend of mine, I might be able to handle you two (he was trying to bite my shoulder at some point that night lol)

mellecita

I've got a car... would that help? @subcounter will probably call me for a lift anyway

BigDougie1211

subcounter wrote: »

Gimsteinn wrote: »

BigDougie1211 wrote: »

You could carry me home when I get drunk

Nah I'll be just as drunk. We need to find someone else who want's us and can carry both of us.. any takers?

I've carried a 2.10m big friend of mine, I might be able to handle you two (he was trying to bite my shoulder at some point that night lol)

You, my friend, are officially invited!

Gimsteinn

subcounter wrote: »

Gimsteinn wrote: »

BigDougie1211 wrote: »

You could carry me home when I get drunk

Nah I'll be just as drunk. We need to find someone else who want's us and can carry both of us.. any takers?

I've carried a 2.10m big friend of mine, I might be able to handle you two (he was trying to bite my shoulder at some point that night lol)

I'm only 1.59 meters so that shouldn't be a problem.. + Mel is bringing a car

MisterJoe001

Bc 1.59 meter would be perfect for me

mellecita

I'm terrible at using metric, so you can do the conversions for me

brianapc

You can probably convert that into feet for me...

BigDougie1211

So it's settled then. @mellecita will drive, @subcounter will load us into the car and @Gimsteinn will pour vodka down my neck!

Hurrah for teamwork.

Gimsteinn

BigDougie1211 wrote: »

So it's settled then. @mellecita will drive, @subcounter will load us into the car and @Gimsteinn will pour vodka down my neck!

Hurrah for teamwork.

Yeah hun.. if we're drinking it's gonna be tequila

subcounter

BigDougie1211 wrote: »

So it's settled then. @mellecita will drive, @subcounter will load us into the car and @Gimsteinn will pour vodka down my neck!

Hurrah for teamwork.

I feel like I've gotten the short end of the stick there Its okay though, free lift!