**Controversial** Candy Cleanse
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Ok...this has absolutely made my day!!!!0
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Will you be selling this cleanse for the bargain price of $12 per shake? Because I want in.0
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Candy Suppositories are the answer my friend and have the added bonus of sweetening the stench of protein farts.
Careful, don't fart or you might shoot a hole in something.0 -
This is the best post I have read in a while! Thanks for the laugh! I am sharing this
Ditto. My day/week is now complete. :happy: :drinker:0 -
I'm sure there are plenty of people on myfitnesspal that would gladly take it from you, eat it on their "cheat days/cheat meals," and then post pleas for help later on that they just can't understand why they aren't losing weight.0
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use the nasty hard candies to make "stained glass" cookies
everythign is better as a cookie
Definitely! And if you break the cookies before you eat them, the calories disappear. Everyone knows there are no calories in broken cookies!0 -
To answer your questions:
1. Obviously.
2. Absolutely!
3. No one has ever really given a straight answer on that. Just know that you are full of toxins and could always use a good old-fashioned cleansing by any means necessary.
I am not a real doctor, but I am on WebMD quite a bit, so you can trust that I am qualified to give this advice.
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Eat all the chocolate! It's an excellent laxative once you get the right amount, so just eat it ALL!0
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OP...Cleanses in general are a bad idea.
But to do it with this kind of unhealthy garbarge is crazy.
Just throw the candy away, and do it right this time. Starving kids in Africa don't even need to eat that crap.
i know its tempting to want to get the quick results...But don't sacrifice your hard earned muscle. I'm going to send you a FR, and let's do this the right way!
You have my support we are all here for the same reason.
Why is it that every single time someone wants to try to better themself on this website they get stomped by this sort of scorn and derision. If this is what you call support I promise I will be denying your friend request.
Stomp!? How is calling attention to a potentially dangerous diet STOMPING!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING IF YOU THINK EATING NOTHING BUT HALLOWEEN CANDY IS GOOD IDEA.
FORGET IT. I'M OUT. I will save my time for people who actually want help. Good luck with your great plan I'm sure it will work out great for you.
You for got the "I only want positive feedback from people who have tried it!!!!!" answer. Teehee0 -
Baffled this behavior is being encouraged and joked about.0
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You want a good cleanse??? Eat a pound of SUGAR FREE candy, wait half an hour and tell us how much weight you just lost!:laugh:0
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Baffled this behavior is being encouraged and joked about.
You do get that the OP is being facetious don't you?!
fa·ce·tious /fəˈsēSHəs/
adjective: facetious
1. treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant.
synonyms: flippant, flip, glib, frivolous, tongue-in-cheek, ironic, sardonic, joking, jokey, jocular, playful, sportive, teasing, mischievous; More
:bigsmile: :huh: :flowerforyou: :drinker:0 -
You want a good cleanse??? Eat a pound of SUGAR FREE candy, wait half an hour and tell us how much weight you just lost!:laugh:
:sick:
Just don't venture too far from a bathroom!0 -
Baffled this behavior is being encouraged and joked about.
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Baffled this behavior is being encouraged and joked about.
You do get that the OP is being facetious don't you?!
fa·ce·tious /fəˈsēSHəs/
adjective: facetious
1. treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant.
synonyms: flippant, flip, glib, frivolous, tongue-in-cheek, ironic, sardonic, joking, jokey, jocular, playful, sportive, teasing, mischievous; More
:bigsmile: :huh: :flowerforyou: :drinker:
:noway: Did you see his response to me?0 -
This is my favorite thread.0
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OP...Cleanses in general are a bad idea.
But to do it with this kind of unhealthy garbarge is crazy.
Just throw the candy away, and do it right this time. Starving kids in Africa don't even need to eat that crap.
i know its tempting to want to get the quick results...But don't sacrifice your hard earned muscle. I'm going to send you a FR, and let's do this the right way!
You have my support we are all here for the same reason.
Why is it that every single time someone wants to try to better themself on this website they get stomped by this sort of scorn and derision. If this is what you call support I promise I will be denying your friend request.
Stomp!? How is calling attention to a potentially dangerous diet STOMPING!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING IF YOU THINK EATING NOTHING BUT HALLOWEEN CANDY IS GOOD IDEA.
FORGET IT. I'M OUT. I will save my time for people who actually want help. Good luck with your great plan I'm sure it will work out great for you.
Just because there's no mention of ice cream in the cleanse there's no reason to get snarky! All you had to do was suggest that the candy is blended with ice cream and OP would have learned how to do the candy cleanse most effectively. He was asking for advice not judgement!0 -
Baffled this behavior is being encouraged and joked about.
You do get that the OP is being facetious don't you?!
fa·ce·tious /fəˈsēSHəs/
adjective: facetious
1. treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant.
synonyms: flippant, flip, glib, frivolous, tongue-in-cheek, ironic, sardonic, joking, jokey, jocular, playful, sportive, teasing, mischievous; More
:bigsmile: :huh: :flowerforyou: :drinker:
:noway: Did you see his response to me?
Yup. And I have read similar responses when people actually post about doing cleanses or something that isn't mainstream.
Once again, a flippant response. :bigsmile:0 -
Crush it up and snort it. You'll be flying around so much, you'll sweat out all your evil toxins.0
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Baffled this behavior is being encouraged and joked about.
You do get that the OP is being facetious don't you?!
fa·ce·tious /fəˈsēSHəs/
adjective: facetious
1. treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant.
synonyms: flippant, flip, glib, frivolous, tongue-in-cheek, ironic, sardonic, joking, jokey, jocular, playful, sportive, teasing, More
:bigsmile: :huh: :flowerforyou: :drinker:
:noway: Did you see his response to me?
Listen, this is a public forum, and that means that people are only supposed to respond if they support the OP. That means agreeing with them no matter how stupid or harmful their idea is. People want cosigners for what they are already going to do, not advice. Duh! :laugh:0 -
Baffled this behavior is being encouraged and joked about.
You do get that the OP is being facetious don't you?!
fa·ce·tious /fəˈsēSHəs/
adjective: facetious
1. treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant.
synonyms: flippant, flip, glib, frivolous, tongue-in-cheek, ironic, sardonic, joking, jokey, jocular, playful, sportive, teasing, More
:bigsmile: :huh: :flowerforyou: :drinker:
:noway: Did you see his response to me?
Listen, this is a public forum, and that means that people are only supposed to respond if they support the OP. That means agreeing with them no matter how stupid or harmful their idea is. People want cosigners for what they are already going to do, not advice. Duh! :laugh:
That explains EVERYTHING! And to think, I've been doing it wrong this whole time!!!! 0 -
OP...Cleanses in general are a bad idea.
But to do it with this kind of unhealthy garbarge is crazy.
Just throw the candy away, and do it right this time. Starving kids in Africa don't even need to eat that crap.
i know its tempting to want to get the quick results...But don't sacrifice your hard earned muscle. I'm going to send you a FR, and let's do this the right way!
You have my support we are all here for the same reason.
Why is it that every single time someone wants to try to better themself on this website they get stomped by this sort of scorn and derision. If this is what you call support I promise I will be denying your friend request.
Stomp!? How is calling attention to a potentially dangerous diet STOMPING!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING IF YOU THINK EATING NOTHING BUT HALLOWEEN CANDY IS GOOD IDEA.
FORGET IT. I'M OUT. I will save my time for people who actually want help. Good luck with your great plan I'm sure it will work out great for you.
Just because there's no mention of ice cream in the cleanse there's no reason to get snarky! All you had to do was suggest that the candy is blended with ice cream and OP would have learned how to do the candy cleanse most effectively. He was asking for advice not judgement!
I'm the snarky one? I'm the only one here trying to actually help the OP and first he dismisses me and now I'm being attacked by everyone. Now I know why some many of my friends have deactivated.
People just gang up and bully people on here.0 -
OP...Cleanses in general are a bad idea.
But to do it with this kind of unhealthy garbarge is crazy.
Just throw the candy away, and do it right this time. Starving kids in Africa don't even need to eat that crap.
i know its tempting to want to get the quick results...But don't sacrifice your hard earned muscle. I'm going to send you a FR, and let's do this the right way!
You have my support we are all here for the same reason.
Why is it that every single time someone wants to try to better themself on this website they get stomped by this sort of scorn and derision. If this is what you call support I promise I will be denying your friend request.
Stomp!? How is calling attention to a potentially dangerous diet STOMPING!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING IF YOU THINK EATING NOTHING BUT HALLOWEEN CANDY IS GOOD IDEA.
FORGET IT. I'M OUT. I will save my time for people who actually want help. Good luck with your great plan I'm sure it will work out great for you.
Just because there's no mention of ice cream in the cleanse there's no reason to get snarky! All you had to do was suggest that the candy is blended with ice cream and OP would have learned how to do the candy cleanse most effectively. He was asking for advice not judgement!
I'm the snarky one? I'm the only one here trying to actually help the OP and first he dismisses me and now I'm being attacked by everyone. Now I know why some many of my friends have deactivated.
People just gang up and bully people on here.
I hate it when people say they're out and then come back to bleat about how ill treated they are....I'm not sure that you have properly comprehended why your friends deactivated :laugh:0 -
OP...Cleanses in general are a bad idea.
But to do it with this kind of unhealthy garbarge is crazy.
Just throw the candy away, and do it right this time. Starving kids in Africa don't even need to eat that crap.
i know its tempting to want to get the quick results...But don't sacrifice your hard earned muscle. I'm going to send you a FR, and let's do this the right way!
You have my support we are all here for the same reason.
Why is it that every single time someone wants to try to better themself on this website they get stomped by this sort of scorn and derision. If this is what you call support I promise I will be denying your friend request.
Stomp!? How is calling attention to a potentially dangerous diet STOMPING!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING IF YOU THINK EATING NOTHING BUT HALLOWEEN CANDY IS GOOD IDEA.
FORGET IT. I'M OUT. I will save my time for people who actually want help. Good luck with your great plan I'm sure it will work out great for you.
Just because there's no mention of ice cream in the cleanse there's no reason to get snarky! All you had to do was suggest that the candy is blended with ice cream and OP would have learned how to do the candy cleanse most effectively. He was asking for advice not judgement!
I'm the snarky one? I'm the only one here trying to actually help the OP and first he dismisses me and now I'm being attacked by everyone. Now I know why some many of my friends have deactivated.
People just gang up and bully people on here.
I hate it when people say they're out and then come back to bleat about how ill treated they are....I'm not sure that you have properly comprehended why your friends deactivated :laugh:
Charming. And proves my point pefectly0 -
OP...Cleanses in general are a bad idea.
But to do it with this kind of unhealthy garbarge is crazy.
Just throw the candy away, and do it right this time. Starving kids in Africa don't even need to eat that crap.
i know its tempting to want to get the quick results...But don't sacrifice your hard earned muscle. I'm going to send you a FR, and let's do this the right way!
You have my support we are all here for the same reason.
Why is it that every single time someone wants to try to better themself on this website they get stomped by this sort of scorn and derision. If this is what you call support I promise I will be denying your friend request.
Stomp!? How is calling attention to a potentially dangerous diet STOMPING!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING IF YOU THINK EATING NOTHING BUT HALLOWEEN CANDY IS GOOD IDEA.
FORGET IT. I'M OUT. I will save my time for people who actually want help. Good luck with your great plan I'm sure it will work out great for you.
Just because there's no mention of ice cream in the cleanse there's no reason to get snarky! All you had to do was suggest that the candy is blended with ice cream and OP would have learned how to do the candy cleanse most effectively. He was asking for advice not judgement!
I'm the snarky one? I'm the only one here trying to actually help the OP and first he dismisses me and now I'm being attacked by everyone. Now I know why some many of my friends have deactivated.
People just gang up and bully people on here.
Even I know the OP is joking...He posted this under "chit chat, fun & games"...0 -
OP...Cleanses in general are a bad idea.
But to do it with this kind of unhealthy garbarge is crazy.
Just throw the candy away, and do it right this time. Starving kids in Africa don't even need to eat that crap.
i know its tempting to want to get the quick results...But don't sacrifice your hard earned muscle. I'm going to send you a FR, and let's do this the right way!
You have my support we are all here for the same reason.
Why is it that every single time someone wants to try to better themself on this website they get stomped by this sort of scorn and derision. If this is what you call support I promise I will be denying your friend request.
Stomp!? How is calling attention to a potentially dangerous diet STOMPING!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING IF YOU THINK EATING NOTHING BUT HALLOWEEN CANDY IS GOOD IDEA.
FORGET IT. I'M OUT. I will save my time for people who actually want help. Good luck with your great plan I'm sure it will work out great for you.
Just because there's no mention of ice cream in the cleanse there's no reason to get snarky! All you had to do was suggest that the candy is blended with ice cream and OP would have learned how to do the candy cleanse most effectively. He was asking for advice not judgement!
I'm the snarky one? I'm the only one here trying to actually help the OP and first he dismisses me and now I'm being attacked by everyone. Now I know why some many of my friends have deactivated.
People just gang up and bully people on here.
I hate it when people say they're out and then come back to bleat about how ill treated they are....I'm not sure that you have properly comprehended why your friends deactivated :laugh:
Charming. And proves my point pefectly
:flowerforyou: aww forgive me, sometimes I get so over full on my 600 calorie a day diet that I forget my manners!0 -
My kids brought home a lot of unwanted candy after halloween. I was trying to think of a way to use it up and I wanted to do a cleanse. It's sort of like a juice feast but with fats and fiber instead of just carbs.
Should I blend the candy for best results or just eat it as the manufacturer intended?
Will this work as long as I stay under my calorie goal?
What sort of toxins can I expect to remove from my body (other than unwanted muscle tissue)?
lol...love this and made me think of the the local lego store around here is bring in a pound get a $1 in-store credit!... 0 -
OP...Cleanses in general are a bad idea.
But to do it with this kind of unhealthy garbarge is crazy.
Just throw the candy away, and do it right this time. Starving kids in Africa don't even need to eat that crap.
i know its tempting to want to get the quick results...But don't sacrifice your hard earned muscle. I'm going to send you a FR, and let's do this the right way!
You have my support we are all here for the same reason.
Why is it that every single time someone wants to try to better themself on this website they get stomped by this sort of scorn and derision. If this is what you call support I promise I will be denying your friend request.
Stomp!? How is calling attention to a potentially dangerous diet STOMPING!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING IF YOU THINK EATING NOTHING BUT HALLOWEEN CANDY IS GOOD IDEA.
FORGET IT. I'M OUT. I will save my time for people who actually want help. Good luck with your great plan I'm sure it will work out great for you.
Just because there's no mention of ice cream in the cleanse there's no reason to get snarky! All you had to do was suggest that the candy is blended with ice cream and OP would have learned how to do the candy cleanse most effectively. He was asking for advice not judgement!
I'm the snarky one? I'm the only one here trying to actually help the OP and first he dismisses me and now I'm being attacked by everyone. Now I know why some many of my friends have deactivated.
People just gang up and bully people on here.
Wow.
I'm so sorry that people are treating you like this here.
MFP is supposed to be a weight loss support community. Like they say, "it takes a village" to lose the weight.
I'm here for you if you want to talk..0 -
I'm the snarky one? I'm the only one here trying to actually help the OP and first he dismisses me and now I'm being attacked by everyone. Now I know why some many of my friends have deactivated.
People just gang up and bully people on here.
Should I atomic leg drop someone for you?0 -
I'm the snarky one? I'm the only one here trying to actually help the OP and first he dismisses me and now I'm being attacked by everyone. Now I know why some many of my friends have deactivated.
People just gang up and bully people on here.
Should I atomic leg drop someone for you?
Idk if he wants you to Val, but I definitely want to see that happen! :laugh:0
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