**Controversial** Candy Cleanse
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Should I blend the candy for best results or just eat it as the manufacturer intended?Will this work as long as I stay under my calorie goal?What sort of toxins can I expect to remove from my body (other than unwanted muscle tissue)?
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Blend it all at once, drink all of it, throw it up.
Boom, no more candy and no lingering fat.
Damn bro, ur yolked. But I'm not down for bulemia, I'm all natty.
Fine, don't get sweet pecs and abs like me...do it the hard way!0 -
**Controversial** Candy Cleanse
My dogs started this last night, finding my oldest sons candy bag left on the floor. They proceeded to follow the prescribed use of candy ingestion, and by this morning I could see the results everywhere on the floor. I can testify, it really does clean the pipes.0 -
just think of all those wonderfal chocolate antioxidants0
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blend in some exlax that way all the calories will speed through your system not allowing them time to take hold.0
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OP...Cleanses in general are a bad idea.
But to do it with this kind of unhealthy garbarge is crazy.
Just throw the candy away, and do it right this time. Starving kids in Africa don't even need to eat that crap.
i know its tempting to want to get the quick results...But don't sacrifice your hard earned muscle. I'm going to send you a FR, and let's do this the right way!
You have my support we are all here for the same reason.0 -
This is the best post I have read in a while! Thanks for the laugh! I am sharing this0
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OP...Cleanses in general are a bad idea.
But to do it with this kind of unhealthy garbarge is crazy.
Just throw the candy away, and do it right this time. Starving kids in Africa don't even need to eat that crap.
i know its tempting to want to get the quick results...But don't sacrifice your hard earned muscle. I'm going to send you a FR, and let's do this the right way!
You have my support we are all here for the same reason.
Why is it that every single time someone wants to try to better themself on this website they get stomped by this sort of scorn and derision. If this is what you call support I promise I will be denying your friend request.0 -
Juice It! Then add it to Distilled Water and use it for an Enema...Total Cleanse!0
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OP...Cleanses in general are a bad idea.
But to do it with this kind of unhealthy garbarge is crazy.
Just throw the candy away, and do it right this time. Starving kids in Africa don't even need to eat that crap.
i know its tempting to want to get the quick results...But don't sacrifice your hard earned muscle. I'm going to send you a FR, and let's do this the right way!
You have my support we are all here for the same reason.
Why is it that every single time someone wants to try to better themself on this website they get stomped by this sort of scorn and derision. If this is what you call support I promise I will be denying your friend request.
Stomp!? How is calling attention to a potentially dangerous diet STOMPING!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING IF YOU THINK EATING NOTHING BUT HALLOWEEN CANDY IS GOOD IDEA.
FORGET IT. I'M OUT. I will save my time for people who actually want help. Good luck with your great plan I'm sure it will work out great for you.0 -
Ok...this has absolutely made my day!!!!0
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Will you be selling this cleanse for the bargain price of $12 per shake? Because I want in.0
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Candy Suppositories are the answer my friend and have the added bonus of sweetening the stench of protein farts.
Careful, don't fart or you might shoot a hole in something.0 -
This is the best post I have read in a while! Thanks for the laugh! I am sharing this
Ditto. My day/week is now complete. :happy: :drinker:0 -
I'm sure there are plenty of people on myfitnesspal that would gladly take it from you, eat it on their "cheat days/cheat meals," and then post pleas for help later on that they just can't understand why they aren't losing weight.0
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use the nasty hard candies to make "stained glass" cookies
everythign is better as a cookie
Definitely! And if you break the cookies before you eat them, the calories disappear. Everyone knows there are no calories in broken cookies!0 -
To answer your questions:
1. Obviously.
2. Absolutely!
3. No one has ever really given a straight answer on that. Just know that you are full of toxins and could always use a good old-fashioned cleansing by any means necessary.
I am not a real doctor, but I am on WebMD quite a bit, so you can trust that I am qualified to give this advice.0 -
Eat all the chocolate! It's an excellent laxative once you get the right amount, so just eat it ALL!0
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OP...Cleanses in general are a bad idea.
But to do it with this kind of unhealthy garbarge is crazy.
Just throw the candy away, and do it right this time. Starving kids in Africa don't even need to eat that crap.
i know its tempting to want to get the quick results...But don't sacrifice your hard earned muscle. I'm going to send you a FR, and let's do this the right way!
You have my support we are all here for the same reason.
Why is it that every single time someone wants to try to better themself on this website they get stomped by this sort of scorn and derision. If this is what you call support I promise I will be denying your friend request.
Stomp!? How is calling attention to a potentially dangerous diet STOMPING!? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING IF YOU THINK EATING NOTHING BUT HALLOWEEN CANDY IS GOOD IDEA.
FORGET IT. I'M OUT. I will save my time for people who actually want help. Good luck with your great plan I'm sure it will work out great for you.
You for got the "I only want positive feedback from people who have tried it!!!!!" answer. Teehee0 -
Baffled this behavior is being encouraged and joked about.0
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