Usain Bolt ate 1000 McNuggets at the Olympics

jonnythan
jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
in Food and Nutrition
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/11/usain-bolt-ate-1000-mcnuggets-at-the-beijing-olympics/

He must be on the verge of death. His insides are decaying and he's killing himself with all this non-food.
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  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/11/usain-bolt-ate-1000-mcnuggets-at-the-beijing-olympics/

    He must be on the verge of death. His insides are decaying and he's killing himself with all this non-food.

    Yup, probably.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    I love those with honey.
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
    Someone send this man some organic quinoa and cleansing apple cider vinegar... stat!
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    Yeah, but he juiced them, so it's ok.
  • dsalveson
    dsalveson Posts: 306 Member
    Can I get some buffalo sauce with that?
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    My 7 year old son who adores chicken nuggets finds this to be outrageous :)
  • edryer123
    edryer123 Posts: 502 Member
    I feel my arteries clogging from here. Can I get some sweet and sour sauce with that?
  • Kevalicious99
    Kevalicious99 Posts: 1,131 Member
    bump
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I love those with honey.

    That is the only way I eat them. :drinker:
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    I just knew this would be a Jonnythan thread. I'm cool with that.

    Pass the barbeque sauce please. I realize it tastes nothing like actual bbq sauce. I still like it on my mcnuggets, damnit.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Well, I'm sure he'll die eventually...
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    Well he may be healthy now but good luck when he hits 41 and dies of chicken cancer.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Everyone knows that pink slime makes you run fast before it kills you.
  • KayNowayJose
    KayNowayJose Posts: 138 Member
    I'm not surprised. His stomach must be as big as his ego. I mean he's talented...but calm it down some...

    Obviously he REALLY needs to calm it down some.
  • xDawnsgrace
    xDawnsgrace Posts: 436
    i can't even eat 6.. how?
  • QuincyChick
    QuincyChick Posts: 269 Member
    I hope he washed them off before he ate them, so they were clean!
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
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  • baptiste565
    baptiste565 Posts: 590 Member
    1000 chicken nuggets are ok but 1001 will kill you.
  • funkyspunky872
    funkyspunky872 Posts: 866 Member
    I'm disappointed. I thought this meant he ate 1000 mcnuggets in one sitting. :( Wimp.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I'm not surprised. His stomach must be as big as his ego. I mean he's talented...but calm it down some...

    Obviously he REALLY needs to calm it down some.

    He's the fastest man in the world. He's earned having a huge ego. Honestly, i feel pretty smug when I add 5 more pounds to a lift.

    Plus, his ego is part of this persona he is putting out, he is an entertainer as much as he is an athlete.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    But with which sauce?!!!
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
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  • KayNowayJose
    KayNowayJose Posts: 138 Member
    I'm not surprised. His stomach must be as big as his ego. I mean he's talented...but calm it down some...

    Obviously he REALLY needs to calm it down some.

    He's the fastest man in the world. He's earned having a huge ego. Honestly, i feel pretty smug when I add 5 more pounds to a lift.

    Plus, his ego is part of this persona he is putting out, he is an entertainer as much as he is an athlete.

    I understand entirely that it is part of his entertainment, it is how he makes his reputation, and keeps his worth. But to me its not to be respected.

    Just like, well, I don't think eating 1000 nuggets is to be respected.

    But to each his own.
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    In for irrational food hate/demonizing w/ the complete lack of creditable data to support the fearmongering.


    ETA: Nobody gets out of life alive.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    But with which sauce?!!!

    No sauces...

    ...because they're processed sauces...

    ...so he'd be dead already.
  • BrainsOnGains
    BrainsOnGains Posts: 282 Member
    He did this feat all during sprinting competition . He was running so fast because he was "touching cotton ".
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
    Well he may be healthy now but good luck when he hits 41 and dies of chicken cancer.
    Well that's just ridiculous!





    Everyone knows there are no traces of chicken in McNuggets!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Well he may be healthy now but good luck when he hits 41 and dies of chicken cancer.

    So... You're saying I've only got 5 years?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Well he may be healthy now but good luck when he hits 41 and dies of chicken cancer.

    So... You're saying I've only got 5 years?

    And even if you do manage to defy the odds and somehow survive past 40...

    ...life isn't the same as things just stop working.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzEhoyXpqzQ

    Edit: for a better link.
  • colortheworld
    colortheworld Posts: 374 Member
    http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/11/usain-bolt-ate-1000-mcnuggets-at-the-beijing-olympics/

    He must be on the verge of death. His insides are decaying and he's killing himself with all this non-food.

    He probably preserved his insides, with all of those nuggets.

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