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Vain_Witch
Vain_Witch Posts: 476 Member
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Omg, I'm only eating 800 calories but I can't loose any weight because you guys are too mean to me when I don't listen to anything you say.

Even though I hate you all (have I mentioned how mean you are?) I'm not sure if I should break up with my boyfriend because I want to bang, date, lick, all of you. Tell me what I should do!

P.S. I want to cover you in sugar, but I don't want to make you gain weight because sugar and carbs are the devil...right next to the fooseball...
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  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    My feelings are hurt. Reported. :angry:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    20/10- Would bang, you should eat more protein dense food, just break up, everyone's here for a different reason.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    8/10. Would Bang.

    Good luck on your journey!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Tacos?
  • Collier78
    Collier78 Posts: 811 Member
    In for the clever responses!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Lift heavy and don't do any cardio.

    Do all cardio and don't lift because you will bulk up and look like a man.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    You should let me fill your box and cleanse your toxins.
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    You're eating too much, try 500...

    Stay with him forever. Have his name tattooed on your body to show your commitment.

    Wave and hug.

    Yes, it's true, people flirt here. Can you please pass the pop tarts?
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    Everyone wants to date me on this site...who can blame them?!
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
    Don't lift weights. It'll make you get bulky and grow a peen. And when it happens, send me pics.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Don't forget to guess my age!
  • Collier78
    Collier78 Posts: 811 Member
    You're eating too much, try 500...

    Stay with him forever. Have his name tattooed on your body to show your commitment.

    Wave and hug.

    Yes, it's true, people flirt here. Can you please pass the pop tarts?
    mmmmm pop tarts....
  • Vain_Witch
    Vain_Witch Posts: 476 Member
    8/10. Would Bang.

    Good luck on your journey!

    8???? 8???? I'm outraged! I'm AT LEAST an 8.1! Reported!! :laugh:
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    You just need a hot dad to feed you bacon!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Where did I leave my raspberry keytones?
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    You just need a hot dad to feed you bacon!

    In for feeding OP bacon!!!
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    Send me nekkid pics, it'll make you feel better.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    8/10. Would Bang.

    Good luck on your journey!

    8???? 8???? I'm outraged! I'm AT LEAST an 8.1! Reported!! :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    "I do not accept that answer"
  • Vain_Witch
    Vain_Witch Posts: 476 Member
    You just need a hot dad to feed you bacon!

    In for feeding OP bacon!!!

    Sweet! In for you feeding me bacon!!!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    i came here expecting cat gifs.

    your-last-two-replies-contained-no-cat-i-am-disappoint-302155.jpg
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    pffft you didn't thank god for all your success!!!!
  • Vain_Witch
    Vain_Witch Posts: 476 Member
    Send me nekkid pics, it'll make you feel better.

    Incoming. :wink:
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    How will we EVER EVER get through the holidays?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    eatingpants.gif
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    Any time someone you're not attracted to sends you a PM you should cut out vast groups on your FL to prevent creepy pervs from messaging you. Eat more bacon and wear it as a hat.
  • Vain_Witch
    Vain_Witch Posts: 476 Member
    i came here expecting cat gifs.

    your-last-two-replies-contained-no-cat-i-am-disappoint-302155.jpg

    I still haven't attempted gif posting...I suck...but not in the good way in this instance...
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Bacon.
  • KindredSouls
    KindredSouls Posts: 188 Member
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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    don't forget to juice cleanse and drink lots of prego lady pee \m/
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    /kicks rocks
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