So there is this girl...

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  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.
    Girl, you're missing out! Threesomes are where it's at! You can get several needs met at once!
    well...at least 2
    Well, there are 2 d¡cks, 2 mouths, and 4 hands. That equals a while lot of fun!

    but....but...I'm an amputee
    Note to self: no threesomes with wjstoj.
  • ruffnstuff
    ruffnstuff Posts: 400 Member
    Wheird, you're cute, but how can I say no to Long Duck Dong?!



    I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

    I can touch the tip of your nose with my tongue, too. Not that impressive.

    Maybe it's just me, but I not interested in tongues on my NOSE...

    The nose is an icebreaker. You follow it with a magic trick.

    "Ok, my tongue has touched your nose....and now it is in your pants!!"

    I always ask to see the trick again

    And again, and again, and again, and.....ooh, almost there.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.
    Girl, you're missing out! Threesomes are where it's at! You can get several needs met at once!
    well...at least 2
    Well, there are 2 d¡cks, 2 mouths, and 4 hands. That equals a while lot of fun!

    but....but...I'm an amputee
    Note to self: no threesomes with wjstoj.

    Just sayin', Hayley and I are waiting...
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.
    Girl, you're missing out! Threesomes are where it's at! You can get several needs met at once!
    well...at least 2
    Well, there are 2 d¡cks, 2 mouths, and 4 hands. That equals a while lot of fun!

    but....but...I'm an amputee
    Note to self: no threesomes with wjstoj.

    WAIT.....shouldn't we at least ask WHAT is amputated first?
  • SamanthaD1218
    SamanthaD1218 Posts: 303 Member
    All I know is after reading this thread I want bacon (real bacon), popcorn, and a threesome.
    I can offer you turkey bacon, chex mix and an awkward reach around

    Damn, and all I had to offer was that lame magic trick joke. :ohwell:

    Sorry Whierd, Long Duck Dong seems to have you beat out :-/
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.

    Damn. I'm out then. I need a good threesome.
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    woohooo....but it is for a three-some, so don't go far whierd - we might need you
  • ruffnstuff
    ruffnstuff Posts: 400 Member
    All I know is after reading this thread I want bacon (real bacon), popcorn, and a threesome.
    I can offer you turkey bacon, chex mix and an awkward reach around

    Damn, and all I had to offer was that lame magic trick joke. :ohwell:

    Sorry Whierd, Long Duck Dong seems to have you beat out :-/

    And that's what he'll be doing...all...by...himself. Seems there's no threesome in your near future, Wheird.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.
    Girl, you're missing out! Threesomes are where it's at! You can get several needs met at once!
    well...at least 2
    Well, there are 2 d¡cks, 2 mouths, and 4 hands. That equals a while lot of fun!

    but....but...I'm an amputee
    Note to self: no threesomes with wjstoj.

    Just sayin', Hayley and I are waiting...

    this is correct. also, in the interest of science, I have verified tongue length. it is legit.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    All I know is after reading this thread I want bacon (real bacon), popcorn, and a threesome.
    I can offer you turkey bacon, chex mix and an awkward reach around

    Damn, and all I had to offer was that lame magic trick joke. :ohwell:

    Sorry Whierd, Long Duck Dong seems to have you beat out :-/

    It is ok, my hat keeps me happy.
  • ruffnstuff
    ruffnstuff Posts: 400 Member
    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.
    Girl, you're missing out! Threesomes are where it's at! You can get several needs met at once!
    well...at least 2
    Well, there are 2 d¡cks, 2 mouths, and 4 hands. That equals a while lot of fun!

    but....but...I'm an amputee
    Note to self: no threesomes with wjstoj.

    Just sayin', Hayley and I are waiting...

    this is correct. also, in the interest of science, I have verified tongue length. it is legit.

    Ooooh, and Wheird is back in the game. Good luck, guy.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    All I know is after reading this thread I want bacon (real bacon), popcorn, and a threesome.
    I can offer you turkey bacon, chex mix and an awkward reach around

    Damn, and all I had to offer was that lame magic trick joke. :ohwell:

    Sorry Whierd, Long Duck Dong seems to have you beat out :-/

    And that's what he'll be doing...all...by...himself. Seems there's no threesome in your near future, Wheird.

    I can salvage this.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Wheird, you're cute, but how can I say no to Long Duck Dong?!



    I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

    I can touch the tip of your nose with my tongue, too. Not that impressive.

    Maybe it's just me, but I not interested in tongues on my NOSE...

    Exactly.
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    so...I lost track, am I getting any or what ??
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    I hope you all know that this guy is a joke... this whole thing is a joke... No I'm not this naïve.. While I do have a "not necessarily bf", I wouldn't consider doing a threesome.
    Girl, you're missing out! Threesomes are where it's at! You can get several needs met at once!
    well...at least 2
    Well, there are 2 d¡cks, 2 mouths, and 4 hands. That equals a while lot of fun!

    but....but...I'm an amputee
    Note to self: no threesomes with wjstoj.

    Just sayin', Hayley and I are waiting...

    this is correct. also, in the interest of science, I have verified tongue length. it is legit.

    IN! Let's do this thing!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Wheird, you're cute, but how can I say no to Long Duck Dong?!



    I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

    I can touch the tip of your nose with my tongue, too. Not that impressive.

    Maybe it's just me, but I not interested in tongues on my NOSE...

    Exactly.

    I got you later boo.
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
    tech advice and threesome solicitation... I'm impressed!
    What can I say, I have many talents.

    You do, thanks for the entertainment and being cool about it. :)
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Seriously.. This has made me laugh so hard no noise is coming out and I am at my desk clapping like a retarted seal!! And for that I

    thank_you_v2.jpg
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    I think she is adorable. But after talking to her for a while, it turns out she has this kind of online boyfriend. Well it sounds like he and I would really hit it off. We might be able to become really close friends. I want to add him on here but not sure how to go about it. Any ideas on FR messages.

    PIITB
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    tech advice and threesome solicitation... I'm impressed!
    What can I say, I have many talents.

    You do, thanks for the entertainment and being cool about it. :)
    Everybody loves bacon and if they don't, they are wrong.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    If you're hoping for a threesome here, I would let his girlfriend introduce him to the idea..
    You asking the guy if you can do him AND his girlfriend might not go all that well..
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    so there isnt going to be a 3 some? Well g-d damn it I took off my pants and everything.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    This sounds like a classic case of sausage on sausage taco palooza.
  • brandierich
    brandierich Posts: 1,087
    lol
  • Keiras_Mom
    Keiras_Mom Posts: 844 Member
    Okay, so I'm at work, and I must confess, I Googled "DP." Am I going to get fired now? So worth it though to learn something new!. :love:
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Okay, so I'm at work, and I must confess, I Googled "DP." Am I going to get fired now? So worth it though to learn something new!. :love:

    next time urban dictionary! they have a phone app! sorry in advance if I got you fired!!
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Okay, so I'm at work, and I must confess, I Googled "DP." Am I going to get fired now? So worth it though to learn something new!. :love:


    Who cares. Your enthusiasm suggests new career possibilities in your future anyway.
  • Keiras_Mom
    Keiras_Mom Posts: 844 Member
    Okay, so I'm at work, and I must confess, I Googled "DP." Am I going to get fired now? So worth it though to learn something new!. :love:

    next time urban dictionary! they have a phone app! sorry in advance if I got you fired!!

    Off in search of Urban Dictionary app for my phone. :drinker:
  • Keiras_Mom
    Keiras_Mom Posts: 844 Member
    Okay, so I'm at work, and I must confess, I Googled "DP." Am I going to get fired now? So worth it though to learn something new!. :love:


    Who cares. Your enthusiasm suggests new career possibilities in your future anyway.

    Hey, if the hubs is on board, who am I to argue?
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
    If you're hoping for a threesome here, I would let his girlfriend introduce him to the idea..
    You asking the guy if you can do him AND his girlfriend might not go all that well..

    You seem well informed on these matters!
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