If I eat a chicken with a great personality

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RedHeadDevotchka
RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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Do you think I would absorb this chicken's winning qualities?
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  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
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    Can I substitute cauliflower for the chicken?
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Can I substitute cauliflower for the chicken?

    If you believe the cauliflower has a good personality yes, but that's still questionable.
  • allisonsdaddy
    allisonsdaddy Posts: 64
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    If you ate the chicken, it didn't have any qualities that won...
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
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    does this work in reverse, like if you eat a chicken with a bad personality do you become less awesome?

    I may become a vegetarian!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    does this work in reverse, like if you eat a chicken with a bad personality do you become less awesome?

    I may become a vegetarian!

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  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    If you ate the chicken, it didn't have any qualities that won...

    Except it's tasty, tasty flesh. It's not always an all or nothing type of deal.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Ohhhh, if only all the chicks I had eaten had great personalities....
  • allisonsdaddy
    allisonsdaddy Posts: 64
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    Hmmmm....still seems like it lost. I mean, if I were to be eaten, any faith in my sterling and admirable qualities would be gone. poof! Goodbye trophy case, hello outhouse. My roasted flesh would not be crying out, "But I am such a great guy!" Gotta think any chicken that gets eaten wasn't the feathered version of Charlotte (of the Web Charlottes).
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Hmmmm....still seems like it lost. I mean, if I were to be eaten, any faith in my sterling and admirable qualities would be gone. poof! Goodbye trophy case, hello outhouse. My roasted flesh would not be crying out, "But I am such a great guy!" Gotta think any chicken that gets eaten wasn't the feathered version of Charlotte (of the Web Charlottes).

    But your spirit would live on. Perhaps the universe would balance it out so the person that ate you would continue to do your bidding.
  • NeverCatchYourBreath
    NeverCatchYourBreath Posts: 197 Member
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    Ohhhh, if only all the chicks I had eaten had great personalities....

    FTW
  • allisonsdaddy
    allisonsdaddy Posts: 64
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    Almost...you almost got me to try!
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
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    Ohhhh, if only all the chicks I had eaten had great personalities....

    so that's what it taste like......
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    Chicken. Yep yep yep yep yep yep. Bwuk bwuk bwuk bwuk. Yep yep yep yep.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    Ohhhh, if only all the chicks I had eaten had great personalities....

    so that's what it taste like......

    who can be sure?

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  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Ohhhh, if only all the chicks I had eaten had great personalities....

    FTW


    Double FTW!
  • wonkosane
    wonkosane Posts: 42 Member
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    Do you think I would absorb this chicken's winning qualities?

    This would explain several of my coworkers. Someone ate an eggplant, someone else ate a turnip, and someone needs to quit snacking on *kitten*.
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
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    Only if it is this chicken...
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  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Only if it is this chicken...
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    I would take that chicken dancing with me. I feel like it's got better moves than I do lol
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    Do you think I would absorb this chicken's winning qualities?

    This would explain several of my coworkers. Someone ate an eggplant, someone else ate a turnip, and someone needs to quit snacking on *kitten*.

    You have Sodexo at you workplace, too? The eggplant, turnip, *kitten* special is served daily at our place. With a side of pig-head.
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
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    meet is murder

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