Is it okay?

Cliffslosinit
Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
To eat while you're on the toilet? (Cheetos,etc.)

I don't do it but drinking coffee on the toilet is okay with me.

Is that a double standard?
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  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    i do it while I play tetris. I call it "me time"
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I don't see the problem with it, I mean most people leave their toothbrush in there and the fecal coliforms travel throughout the room and get on it and they brush their teeth with it!
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    A popsicle on the toilet is fine.
  • KindredSouls
    KindredSouls Posts: 188 Member
    I eat chocolate and pretend im one of Willy Wonkas new candy machines
  • I just ate a starburst while hover peeing. Isn't that like chewing gum?
  • I never hesitate to share my bag of Cheetos with someone in the next stall.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    I eat bacon while on the toilet.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Cheetos yes. Frito's no. Don't ask me why. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    I don't see the problem with it, I mean most people leave their toothbrush in there and the fecal coliforms travel throughout the room and get on it and they brush their teeth with it!


    And this is why I am glad I have a little toilet room within my bathroom ICK
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    As long as you eat BEFORE you wipe.
  • As long as you eat BEFORE you wipe.

    So many rules. Sheesh.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    All food is fair game on the toilet. It's just going to come back out of you anyways, so why not introduce it to the bathroom prior to ingestion?
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I think a better question would be if its ok to sneeze while peeing with the morning woody.


    And the answer is no. Dear GOD no!
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    Cheetos yes. Frito's no. Don't ask me why. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

    Even Chilli cheese Fritos?
  • I think a better question would be if its ok to sneeze while peeing with the morning woody.


    And the answer is no. Dear GOD no!

    I've never had this problem.
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    Farts are tiny poop particles. So if you like eating poop particles, I say go for it.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I don't see the problem with it, I mean most people leave their toothbrush in there and the fecal coliforms travel throughout the room and get on it and they brush their teeth with it!


    And this is why I am glad I have a little toilet room within my bathroom ICK

    Myth Busters did a show on this. No matter where in the world you keep your tooth brush. There is always some fecal matter on it. Like 5% or something.

    So ma'am, you really do have a potty mouth after all.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I think a better question would be if its ok to sneeze while peeing with the morning woody.


    And the answer is no. Dear GOD no!

    I've never had this problem.

    sure, sure
  • Sometimes while eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while on the pot in a public stall, I have to lick my fingers clean of the melted chocolate before I leave the stall. Don't want smeared chocolate to be all over the stall walls, amiright?? Nothing wrong with this.
  • I think a better question would be if its ok to sneeze while peeing with the morning woody.


    And the answer is no. Dear GOD no!

    I've never had this problem.

    sure, sure

    Shut up, Cliff! We TALKED about this!
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    nah, I would rather read some good porn.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I think a better question would be if its ok to sneeze while peeing with the morning woody.


    And the answer is no. Dear GOD no!

    I've never had this problem.

    I always thought that this is how babies are popped out of you ladies...
  • no disrespect to anyone but, yuck
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Coffee is a diuretic, isn't it? It's like killing two birds with one stone.
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
    :huh:
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    nah, I would rather read some good porn.

    No wonder it takes you guys so long in there.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I won't eat, but i will Poogle. Like i am now.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Cheetos yes. Frito's no. Don't ask me why. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

    Even Chilli cheese Fritos?


    Step away from the Fritos ma'am.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    I never hesitate to share my bag of Cheetos with someone in the next stall.
    That was you!! Gee thanks!!
  • 5%!?!?! on your toothbrush??? That is a TON lol... that is like a nickel out of a dollar of POOP! @_@