"They're not stretch marks, they're..."

impromark
impromark Posts: 119 Member
Finish this sentence:

"They're not stretch marks, they're..."

Have at it. :)

Mark

Replies

  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Tattoos.
  • Bacon holes
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    What is happening here?????
  • HikerRR50
    HikerRR50 Posts: 144 Member
    Tiger stripes
  • teresamwhite
    teresamwhite Posts: 947 Member
    TIGER STRIPES!
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Shockwaves from my skin expanding so quickly.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Battle scars...I won!!
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    A kinky night.
  • plipsurt
    plipsurt Posts: 185 Member
    Mine were all gained in pregnancy and so....
    "honourable battle scars"
    :smile:
  • mikig1
    mikig1 Posts: 13
    shrink marks
  • the road map to awesome!
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    Streaks or stripes on the skin, especially on the abdomen, caused by distension of the skin from obesity or during pregnancy.
  • PriceK01
    PriceK01 Posts: 834 Member
    Mine are stretch marks, plain and simple.
  • adioschubs
    adioschubs Posts: 384 Member
    Weird things that show up the week after starting the pill. It's strange how I never had them on my tummy (even when I was obese) until I started it.
  • srcardinal10
    srcardinal10 Posts: 387 Member
    Tiger stripes!
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    When I was going through puberty, I was simultaneously putting on too much weight. I had red stretch marks all over the girls (ma bewbs). I put on a swim suit and my brother saw the upper portion and asked what they were. I said I thought spiders were crawling on me the night before and that I accidentally scratched my chest up trying to get them off.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    ...constant reminders of the unnecessary damage I inflicted on my body? They're actually the least of my worries.
  • SakuraRose13
    SakuraRose13 Posts: 621 Member
    badges of honor after having 2 children 19 months apart :)

    : before any of my pregnancies I was never overweight I just never lost the weight in between them that is all, lost 30 I gained with my first and the 11lbs with my second the day off almost last baby was 8lbs 6oz .
  • LosingExtraKristy
    LosingExtraKristy Posts: 164 Member
    Damn...mine are just stretch marks. :grumble:

    ETA - I did have 2 pregnancies and I have 2 great kids...but I was fat before then. :angry: Curse me!!
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    They're really stretch marks.
    I am not a tiger and i did not "earn" them.
    Unless you count going through puberty "earning" them.
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    I was so arrogant when I was pregnant...I sailed through with no stretch marks until the 9th month, then I woke up with them :(
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    Mine are battle scars from pregnancy.

    I did not like pregnancy.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    A roadmap around my body.
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
    They're really stretch marks.
    I am not a tiger and i did not "earn" them.
    Unless you count going through puberty "earning" them.

    ^This

    I have a 5 year old, but i din't get mine from him.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    battle scars to remind me that i've fought hard and I've won
  • TripleRadiance275
    TripleRadiance275 Posts: 148 Member
    Proof that triplets once fit in my belly.
  • rypstorm
    rypstorm Posts: 63 Member
    body braille, and it reads,"LOOK, BUT DON'T TOUCH."
  • places for my AWESOME to leak out!!