what is the worst thing you have done for money?

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  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
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    good lawd... after reading these... I need to get out more..
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
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    Work
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
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    Worked at McDonald's.

    /thread
  • hannahlbur
    hannahlbur Posts: 221 Member
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    All my jobs.

    Although you guys with the poop definitely win.
  • oc1timoco
    oc1timoco Posts: 272 Member
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    When I was 18 I worked as a janitor in an Adult Film Theater...
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    Removed a fecal impaction from a patient who hadn't pooped for a week. Oh wait, pushing an old woman's uterus back into place after it had literally fallen out. She'd had the problem for 20 years but refused to get a hysterectomy for fear she would be "less of a woman." (Her words.)

    I wish someone would remove my uterus.

    Worst pickup line ever.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    Removed a fecal impaction from a patient who hadn't pooped for a week. Oh wait, pushing an old woman's uterus back into place after it had literally fallen out. She'd had the problem for 20 years but refused to get a hysterectomy for fear she would be "less of a woman." (Her words.)

    I wish someone would remove my uterus.


    Back off boys. I got this.


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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    I was hitchhiking. Must have been 1973. I was 19. I was in the Marines and had missed my ride from Camp Pendleton and had to hitchhike to OC. Older gal picked me up. About 40. Nice car, Had money. I was young and in good shape and she started asking me why I was hitchhiking. Told her Football practice was late and I missed my ride. Started telling me how sore she was and that when she was in college, her and her friends used to give each other massages after Tennis practice.

    She eventually got around to asking me if I would be interested in stiopping at her house to giver her a massage and then she would give me a ride all the way into Orange County. She would also give me $20. I said yes.

    Started getting a little nervous after we got to her house. I was a naive 19 year old. Asked if I could use her bathroom first. I went into the bathroom with the intention of climbing out the window and splitting. No window in the bathroom, When I came out, she was on the floor, on a sheet, unclothed. Turns out she wanted morre than a massage.

    When it was all over, she paid me, gave me a ridde the rest of the way. Then, as she let me out, she gave me her number and suggested that she had several girlfriends that might benefit from a "massage".

    I never called her back. Too naive. How come that stuff never happens now.

    I think you misread. it says the worst thing, not the "right out of a porn movie" awesomest thing

    Oh. Okay. Robbed a 7-11 on Mother's Day in 1974. Does that count? Got 1 to 10 years. Did 51 Days. I have worse than that, but not sure about the statute of limitations on what I got away with.
  • Beastmaster50
    Beastmaster50 Posts: 505 Member
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    Sold meth, chased people with weapons and was a porn star for a while....
    they had the weapons or you did?
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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    I was hitchhiking. Must have been 1973. I was 19. I was in the Marines and had missed my ride from Camp Pendleton and had to hitchhike to OC. Older gal picked me up. About 40. Nice car, Had money. I was young and in good shape and she started asking me why I was hitchhiking. Told her Football practice was late and I missed my ride. Started telling me how sore she was and that when she was in college, her and her friends used to give each other massages after Tennis practice.

    She eventually got around to asking me if I would be interested in stiopping at her house to giver her a massage and then she would give me a ride all the way into Orange County. She would also give me $20. I said yes.

    Started getting a little nervous after we got to her house. I was a naive 19 year old. Asked if I could use her bathroom first. I went into the bathroom with the intention of climbing out the window and splitting. No window in the bathroom, When I came out, she was on the floor, on a sheet, unclothed. Turns out she wanted morre than a massage.

    When it was all over, she paid me, gave me a ridde the rest of the way. Then, as she let me out, she gave me her number and suggested that she had several girlfriends that might benefit from a "massage".

    I never called her back. Too naive. How come that stuff never happens now.

    I think you misread. it says the worst thing, not the "right out of a porn movie" awesomest thing

    Oh. Okay. Robbed a 7-11 on Mother's Day in 1974. Does that count? Got 1 to 10 years. Did 51 Days. I have worse than that, but not sure about the statute of limitations on what I got away with.

    Much better.

    Bonus question: were you robbing a 7-11 for a Mother's Day gift?

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