A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig.

SamanthaD1218

A fun way to visualize what you've lost!

I'm down a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig. Or a bald eagle and a human's skin. Or almost 4 Chihuahuas!

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

(I'm sure a lot of you have seen this already - it just always makes me giggle!)

DamePiglet

I haven't seen this before! FUN topic!!!

Let's see...

I lost a two year old child and a human brain!!

Good riddance, two year old kid! Not gonna go lookin' for ya' either! (Although, I'm pretty sure the brain was missing before I started eating right & exercising.)

FatHuMan1

...walk into a bar.

TX_Rhon

The amount of cheese eaten yearly by an Average American and a human head! LOL!!

Thanks! Enjoyed this :flowerforyou:

MyChocolateDiet

Is this supposed to be in "Recipes"?

MyChocolateDiet

TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig

...walk into a bar.

...went to the bartender?

And the guinea pig says to the bartender...

FatHuMan1

Is this supposed to be in "Recipes"?

Any recipe that involves sperm is not going on my menu.

MyChocolateDiet

Is this supposed to be in "Recipes"?

Any recipe that involves sperm is not going on my menu.

but guinea pig okay? because....bacon?

FatHuMan1

Is this supposed to be in "Recipes"?

Any recipe that involves sperm is not going on my menu.

but guinea pig okay? because....bacon?

'zactly.

MyChocolateDiet

First I Lost 25 pounds = an average 2 year old (totally let go of the idea of my school age kid as a baby so yup, true)
After a long time I gained back 8 pounds = a human head (which is true because I was thinking a lot)
Recently I noticed I gained more....around... 5 pounds = a Chihuahua (but he was all muscle according to my BMI)
Lost yesterday 1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts (which also seems about right as I lose the rolls around my middle first and they resemble sweet golden donuts you can sink your face in quite a bit.)

Somewhere I appear to be missing a couple pounds since my ticker does not read 13.5 as this would add up to.

So there is apparently a 2.5 lbs gain unnaccounted for?

ETA: I think maybe that guinea pig brought me a box of krispy cremes and I just haven't noticed him in my jeans yet. #richardgere #junkinthetrunk #ew!

MyChocolateDiet

TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig

...walk into a bar.

...went to the bartender?

And the guinea pig says to the bartender...

Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?

(oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )

joyincincy

I, too, am a down a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig! :happy:

Satiable

TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig

...walk into a bar.

...went to the bartender?

And the guinea pig says to the bartender...

Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?

(oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )

The bartender sets an automobile tyre in front of the guinea pig, and says "hop in and I'll get the flamethrower to make you nice and Krispy."

Satiable

Oh, and so far, I'm down an elephant's penis and two ostrich eggs. Before I lost them, I used to place the eggs on either side of the base of the penis, because, y'know… :bigsmile:

bartaburesi

Lost an average housecat. And noticed that my guinea pig is giant. She weighs 4 pounds I thought she was just so fluffy!

FatHuMan1

TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig

...walk into a bar.

...went to the bartender?

And the guinea pig says to the bartender...

Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?

(oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )

And the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve mental midgets around here".

MyChocolateDiet

TOPIC: A sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig

...walk into a bar.

...went to the bartender?

And the guinea pig says to the bartender...

Got any bacon flavored Krispy Kremes?

(oh FFS do I have to do everything myself around here? :grumble: )

And the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve cannibalistic midgets around here".

FIFY

alittletoofar

I've lost a two month old horse but I still need to lose the small bale of hay to feed him!

AprilMae1975

I lost an average two year old child....crazy!!! I need to lose a set of two year old twins!!