Bacon Intervention?

Summer_Lunatic

Every salad I've had this week had bacon in it. Every omlette too. Chances are I've had bacon twice a day, every day this week. Dreams often include bacon even if there was no meal served. Sometimes in the middle of the day I can randomly smell bacon with no reasonable explanation. Hmm, *ponders if it's possible for farts to smell like bacon*. I may or may not need a bacon intervention.

Monkey_Business

I do not understand the issue here :-(

shellma00

NEVER!!! All of this is normal behavior when it comes to bacon..

darkguardian419

Where's the problem?

Oh, only 2 times a day, not 3... I see...

michelefrench

and the problem is ?????

sassypants0923

Keep the Bacon!

thekyleo

BLASPHEMY!!!!

InForBacon

Meh, amateur.

herblackwings39

Bacon...intevention? This is not possible. Bacon is a good thing. Smokey, porky, goodness. Embrace the bacon and let go of the strange societal shame.