Does anyone have a joke or funny story?

teresamwhite
teresamwhite Posts: 947 Member
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I'm having a really, really crappy day and could use a lift...

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  • rosemary98
    rosemary98 Posts: 632
    sort of a funny/embarassing story. At daycare, on Fridays, we are required to take our child's blanket and stuffed animal home for washing to bring back the following Monday. Well, a couple of Monday's ago (when I went to pick my baby up), I noticed in his bin was a pair of my underwear in a plastic bag. My undies were apparently washed with the blanket and the static from the blanket stuck them together. I was so embarrased...all I could say was "at least you know they are clean."
  • teresamwhite
    teresamwhite Posts: 947 Member
    @rosemary -I cloth-diapered my babies, and I guess I must've dressed my daughter in the dark because the daycare teacher said she found a pair of my panties inside the baby's diaper!
  • rosemary98
    rosemary98 Posts: 632
    @rosemary -I cloth-diapered my babies, and I guess I must've dressed my daughter in the dark because the daycare teacher said she found a pair of my panties inside the baby's diaper!

    that is hilarious. thank you for sharing.
  • Toneyear
    Toneyear Posts: 60
    A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.

    So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

    But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

    The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet ... and, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says..................

    "Where's that darn monkey? Sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."
  • icimani
    icimani Posts: 1,454 Member
    Knock...Knock

    Who's there?

    Impatient Cow

    Impatient co

    Moo
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take him for a drag.

    What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

    Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.


    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    A pile up.

    A pile up who?

    ..... (haha!)

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