Why are men always so hard...

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  • 2bePhantasticallyfit
    2bePhantasticallyfit Posts: 491 Member
    Steak and a blow job


    I'm glad my hubby is low maintinance :laugh:
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    It isn't that hard...what's his passion? Does he love his car/truck? Get him some detailing stuff. Sports? Get him tickets to an event. Sex? Give him some coupon for a free BJ or whatever his turn on is.
  • aries7298
    aries7298 Posts: 225 Member
    Steak and a blow job

    and not necessarily in that order!!!! :drinker:
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    All of you bj people, you know she's looking for a gift for her father :laugh:

    She could buy him one from a hooker then!

    Well played.
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    IN for hard...wait...what?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    To actually give you a helpful, productive answer. If you are having trouble thinking of a gift for your man...bj. You are welcome.

    but what if that already happens every day? two bjs?

    This is why we are friends Hayley. We think alike. :laugh:
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Just find their passion and roll with it
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    You mean "difficult"......

    No.
  • 1longroad
    1longroad Posts: 642 Member
    Gift cards for the men in my life this year.
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    PlayStation 4

    Oops, now I've spoiled the surprise. He'll know what's in the box when it arrives this Friday. :-D
  • adiggs2777
    adiggs2777 Posts: 111 Member
    I got my husband a new backpack. I used to have a black backpack which he stole and tore up through general use. The zippers no longer work and it is just trashed. So I got him a Swiss Army backpack. Which I have been hiding in plain sight in my closet (he never goes in there) for a few weeks now. I had a coupon and free shipping so it was significantly less than retail. :) I'm also getting him a new water bottle for the gym since he lost his somehow. Oh t- shirts and underwear. He's lost a significant amount of weight and some of his clothes are just hanging off of him and he refuses to buy anything new because he is a Cheaps McGee.

    For my dad, I have both a birthday gift to get him and Christmas. Since his birthday is 12/18 I always make sure to get him a separate birthday gift because people like to hose him over and give him combo gifts. He likes meat. LOL. So I will totally get him some Pepperidge farm sausage. Not sure what else. I imagine I will get my brother something sports related. Bears or Bulls gear. Or maybe Notre Dame since we grew up in NW Indiana following them.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    It isn't that hard...what's his passion? Does he love his car/truck? Get him some detailing stuff. Sports? Get him tickets to an event. Sex? Give him some coupon for a free BJ or whatever his turn on is.


    Haha I have already bought my dad everything I can think of over the years related to his passions, which are musical instruments, tennis, wine, chess and dentistry. Bacon maybe?
  • Denisse210
    Denisse210 Posts: 292 Member
    Just find their passion and roll with it
    ^yep!
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    Steak and a blow job


    I'm glad my hubby is low maintinance :laugh:
    so....you're saying he doesn't like steak ???
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    To actually give you a helpful, productive answer. If you are having trouble thinking of a gift for your man...bj. You are welcome.
    If you have to wait until your birthday to get one, something is wrong.

    I'm one of those difficult people. Everything I want I either just buy or it's expensive ($500-1500).
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    Lowes gift card
    Home Depot gift card
    Sporting Goods Store gift card
    BBQ stuff
    Garage Stuff
    Power tools
    Car stuff
    TV stuff
    Guitar stuff
    Computer stuff
    iTunes cards
    Video Editing software

    Strange. This is identical to MY wish list. ;)
  • Carissa145
    Carissa145 Posts: 604 Member
    All of you bj people, you know she's looking for a gift for her father :laugh:

    She could buy him one from a hooker then!

    No longer low maintenance, huh?
  • BattleTaxi
    BattleTaxi Posts: 752 Member
    My dad cooks A LOT of food to save (like black beans for example) and then freezes stuff in portions for the family; so I'm going to get him a nice set of Pyrex bake ware/storage containers. It's a practical gift, and he doesn't really care for anything during holidays, mostly just happy with a card.

    I'm keeping it simple this year otherwise, I don't want to spend a lot of money because I can't afford to. So there will be lots of more personalized cards, and possibly gift cards for iTunes or Barnes and Noble.

    :P
  • SrJoben
    SrJoben Posts: 484 Member
    My default gifts for men: Knives, Flashlights.

    Seriously I don't think I've ever seen a guy who wasn't disproportionately pleased by a $20 swiss army knife or LED flashlight. Even if they aren't the kind of guy who already owns and uses such things it still works somehow.
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    Beer or wine making kit.
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    I'm very disappointed.
  • emirror
    emirror Posts: 842 Member
    I get my guy candy (he loves the christmas packages of lifesavers and starburst), and a bottle of Glenfiddich. He also gets new, heavyduty winter socks. I've never seen anyone be sooooo happy for new socks.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I get my guy candy (he loves the christmas packages of lifesavers and starburst), and a bottle of Glenfiddich. He also gets new, heavyduty winter socks. I've never seen anyone be sooooo happy for new socks.

    He might just be happy with the person who gave them to him. :wink:
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  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    My husband is easy if it is guitar, horror, or computer parts he will be tickled pink lol My dad is a lot harder and my brothers damn near impossible lol
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    To actually give you a helpful, productive answer. If you are having trouble thinking of a gift for your man...bj. You are welcome.

    but what if that already happens every day? two bjs?

    This is why we are friends Hayley. We think alike. :laugh:

    are you also disappointed no one has answered my question?!
  • the_oncomingstorm
    the_oncomingstorm Posts: 41
    This thread really isn't going where I expected it to go
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    not what I was expecting but ill play. guns, ammo, booze, tools, gadgets. Men are EASY <--true story
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    To actually give you a helpful, productive answer. If you are having trouble thinking of a gift for your man...bj. You are welcome.

    but what if that already happens every day? two bjs?

    This is why we are friends Hayley. We think alike. :laugh:

    are you also disappointed no one has answered my question?!

    Yes Hayley - at least 2 would be required in that case. Also, what are you doing this weekend ?? :wink:
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    To actually give you a helpful, productive answer. If you are having trouble thinking of a gift for your man...bj. You are welcome.

    but what if that already happens every day? two bjs?

    This is why we are friends Hayley. We think alike. :laugh:

    are you also disappointed no one has answered my question?!
    If you're going to make it twice as good, how about inviting a friend.
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