I've lost a gold brick, what have you lost?

UCME77

an average newborn

TheBigYin

I've lost the singularly unappetising mixed grill of a 2 month old horse, an elephants penis and a chihuahua...

sjebert

An Elephants Heart

JimBarnhartMN

A two month old horse! We have horses and that REALLY puts it in perspective.

clarkeje1

an average 2 year old

clarkeje1

i want to lose an elephants penis lol

Livin4me1969

:laugh: I have lost an elephant penis!! OMG!!

THIS!!! I still have the world largest ball of tape to go!

jessicapk

One average human leg, 10 ostrich eggs, or 8 chihuahuas, depending on how you like to think abouit it!

I LOOOOOVE this post, by the way. I saved that list the last time I saw it. Just funny to think about. How long before I lose an elephant penis???

joecmoore1

An Irish Setter. :laugh:

IcarusDubs

An average two year old...... Jesus

sunnshhiine

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

I've lost the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year!! I LOVE pizza.

And I still need to lose somewhere between 10 dozen large eggs and an automobile tire! :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:

clambert1273

a human head and a guinea pig :bigsmile:

MysteriousMerlin

Just a a Chihuahua so far...ironic that I gave up Mexican food

YoshiZelda

Worlds largest ball of tape and a chihuahua. loool

phostose

Almost an automobile tire!

Broderick50

I've lost an elephant penis I think I may want that one back though

MichiFfit

Ive lost a new born giraffe!

IAMWORTHIT14

A small bale of hay and an average human brain! I like this way of looking at it!

Carnivor0us

I've lost 37 guinea pigs!

...and they were delicious....

dcaiani

I lost my head

WaterBunnie

A 2 month old horse and an ostrich egg!

airdale8263

a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg

plus a Guinea pig.

odddrums

I think the average amount of cheese an American eats is silly, I'd rather say half of an elephant's penis, or maybe just a testicle. That's much more interesting.

Alex_is_Hawks

A complete OED, a human head and a guinea pig.


one of these things is not like the other.....one of these things just doesn't belong

ReadyToBeMeAt160

depending on the day either an average human leg or an elephants heart (40-44lbs)

ReadyToBeMeAt160

whoa! that's serious! nice work

Sharon_73

I have lost both a human brain and a sperm whale brain! Now that is funny!

TheLadyBane

Well this is fun:laugh: !

I've lost:

1. A newborn girrafe or
2. A newborn calf and an average human leg or
3. (my favorite) 1040 Krispy Kreme glazed donuts

Scott_2025

one pound from an irish setter!!!!

78carriejohanna

a sperm whale's brain