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sugarkissprincess

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner


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Ainar

I wish I could ate my fat, just cut it off, cook it and ate it, so I can lose weight easier that way. I imagine it would taste kinda like pork. Yummy!

Chieflrg

When I'm bored, I count the number of buckles on my straight jacket.

odusgolp

A woman's usefulness ends once she's carried my seed to the toilet.

I flushed it, now go make me a sammich.

lorenzovonmatterhorn7549

Never eat yellow snow

Mahihkan

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." -Mae West

HarleyFatboyFan

I love women. I love every bone in their body. Especially mine.