I am not amused.
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What do you mean?! It is Mati.. Err.. Hunting season!0
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Try harder people0
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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bar tender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"0
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Aww I thought was a Doctor Who reference
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How about now?
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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bar tender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Better. More like this though.
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It's because I've been gone for a few days...0
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It's because I've been gone for a few days...
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How about now?
Great. Now I want a bagel, or two.0 -
So the judge says to Mickey, "Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"
Mickey says, "No....She's f#cking Goofy."0 -
A white, black, and a mexican guy are walking on the beach and they find a bottle in the sand, so they rub it and out pops a genie. The genie says he will give them each one wish, so the black guy says, "I wish all my fellow blacks went back to Africa and lived happy." Poof! The genie sent all the blacks back to Africa. Then the Mexican guy says, "I wish all my fellow Mexicans went back to Mexico." Poof! All the Mexicans went back to Mexico. So, the genie asks the white guy what his wish will be and the white guy says, "You mean to tell me that all the blacks and Mexican are gone? Well then, I guess I'll just have a Coke."0
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So the judge says to Mickey, "Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"
Mickey says, "No....She's f#cking Goofy."0 -
You stole this from me....:grumble:0
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So the judge says to Mickey, "Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"
Mickey says, "No....She's f#cking Goofy."
This. This I like. More off colour Disney humour please.0 -
You stole this from me....:grumble:
And you stole it from Queen Victoria. I'm just giving it back to the people m'lady.0 -
So the judge says to Mickey, "Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"
Mickey says, "No....She's f#cking Goofy."
Oh hell no! You're back and you did not write on my wall.. But you on Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games! Didn't even stop by to say hi to your MFP kids. Little Homer aint have no bacon in five days. Homerette, well she done went on a juice cleanse. I keep hearing rumors of keytones abuse. Damn deadbeat MFP husband!0 -
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You stole this from me....:grumble:
And you stole it from Queen Victoria. I'm just giving it back to the people m'lady.
Well played sir...I tip my Labia to you.0 -
Try harder people
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So the judge says to Mickey, "Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"
Mickey says, "No....She's f#cking Goofy."
Oh hell no! You're back and you did not write on my wall.. But you on Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games! Didn't even stop by to say hi to your MFP kids. Little Homer aint have no bacon in five days. Homerette, well she done went on a juice cleanse. I keep hearing rumors of keytones abuse. Damn deadbeat MFP husband!
And then on your next post, you tip your labia to someone.
I am just a rent check to you.0 -
So the judge says to Mickey, "Let me get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?"
Mickey says, "No....She's f#cking Goofy."
Oh hell no! You're back and you did not write on my wall.. But you on Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games! Didn't even stop by to say hi to your MFP kids. Little Homer aint have no bacon in five days. Homerette, well she done went on a juice cleanse. I keep hearing rumors of keytones abuse. Damn deadbeat MFP husband!
And then on your next post, you tip your labia to someone.
I am just a rent check to you.
Don't forget about your rock solid....credit score....MMM BABY!0 -
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Try harder people
This is priceless. You win a prize.0 -
LITTLE BOBBY
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
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Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
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Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,
So he tore up the letter and started over.
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Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like
A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Bobby
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Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
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Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby
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Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
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Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Bobby
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Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.
Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
''Just be home in time for dinner'', Bobby's mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.
Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Bobby began to write his letter to God.
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Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!0 -
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