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Emergency jeans

lindsaylove07
Posts: 444 Member
Anyone have a pair of "EMERGENCY JEANS" (or pants for that matter), they're ratty at the bottom from dragging them through life, more than likely covered in paint and/or stains of unknown origins? You ONLY wear them as a last resort, when the options are "emergency jeans" or "below the waist nudity". My emergency jeans are also my fat jeans, there came a point in my life where I just didn't wear pants, only dresses and skirts because I refused to go jean shopping.
I have had my emergency jeans for 10 years TEN YEARS. I am 24, that means I bought these jeans in junior high....I have an unhealthy attachment to these poor Levi's. Laundry day was 3 days ago...and I was running EXTREMELY late, so on went the emergency jeans. I had a DOUBLE LEG THIGH BLOW OUT. You all know that spot where your thighs rub together and the jeans get a little sparse there, nope. This was a full on tear, left thigh meat is out about 2 inches, right thigh meat is a measly half inch.
It's official, it's time to get back on track, since I now only have ONE pair of jeans that fit...
MY POOR EMERGENCY JEANS!
I have had my emergency jeans for 10 years TEN YEARS. I am 24, that means I bought these jeans in junior high....I have an unhealthy attachment to these poor Levi's. Laundry day was 3 days ago...and I was running EXTREMELY late, so on went the emergency jeans. I had a DOUBLE LEG THIGH BLOW OUT. You all know that spot where your thighs rub together and the jeans get a little sparse there, nope. This was a full on tear, left thigh meat is out about 2 inches, right thigh meat is a measly half inch.
It's official, it's time to get back on track, since I now only have ONE pair of jeans that fit...
MY POOR EMERGENCY JEANS!
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