MFP Wife

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  • nikitiki53
    nikitiki53 Posts: 127
    Girlfriends nag, we just do it in a nicer way so you don't notice!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Now taking applications for my MFP wife (just learned we could have those yesterday). Must have the following abilities/skills, etc.:

    1. Ability to annoy me in 5 words or less
    2. To gripe about me getting drunk
    3. To badger me into doing whatever you want
    4. To stare at me until I give in (see number 3)
    5. To be supportive (as long as it suits your goals)

    As you can see I am actually looking for an EVIL wife. I figure that would be much more fun than your normal sweet, kind, loving, supportive MFP wife.

    You may now carry on.

    OMG, I married carlos and didn't even know it...
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    What if I tuck & shave?

    How YOU doin?
    This Bromance warms my heart.

    Don't lie - it warms your heart and your loins.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
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  • sugarstrawberries
    sugarstrawberries Posts: 140 Member
    Now taking applications for my MFP wife (just learned we could have those yesterday). Must have the following abilities/skills, etc.:

    1. Ability to annoy me in 5 words or less
    2. To gripe about me getting drunk
    3. To badger me into doing whatever you want
    4. To stare at me until I give in (see number 3)
    5. To be supportive (as long as it suits your goals)

    As you can see I am actually looking for an EVIL wife. I figure that would be much more fun than your normal sweet, kind, loving, supportive MFP wife.

    You may now carry on.
    Sounds like you want a brat?
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    I am excepting applications for a husband as well.

    They must:

    1. Be Good in bed
    2. Be the DD when I get drunk
    3. Allow me to have a GF on the side
    4. Be sexy as hell (Thats important)
    5. And make lots of money (to buy me and my gf presents of course)

    If you can put up with my array of **** and my shallow requirments please feel free to apply :D

    You may now carry on.

    can i be the GF on the side???
  • callmenikita
    callmenikita Posts: 118 Member
    It's on the internet so it has to be legal and legit right???

    OF COURSE! everything on the internet is true
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    It's on the internet so it has to be legal and legit right???

    OF COURSE! everything on the internet is true
    so then those are real? ;)

    Pay attention folks. This man is giving lessons on CLASSY.

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  • highervibes
    highervibes Posts: 2,219 Member
    wow lol
  • Beastmaster50
    Beastmaster50 Posts: 505 Member
    Pay attention folks. The poster 2 people above me is the definition of a white knight. Women on the internet are now safe!
  • HawtinPhoenix
    HawtinPhoenix Posts: 43 Member
    Where do I submit application? Finally something I am good at
  • molonlabe762
    molonlabe762 Posts: 411 Member
    this is amusing
  • beardedwarriortx
    beardedwarriortx Posts: 238 Member
    It's on the internet so it has to be legal and legit right???


    Hmmm if its on the internet yes!
  • beardedwarriortx
    beardedwarriortx Posts: 238 Member
    Off topic but never ever work out hung over. BLAH!
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    Can I just be in the friendzone getting drunk with you?
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    What if I tuck & shave?
    Yes! Creepy done right.

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