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That moment when your joke falls flat ...

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  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    yeah last halloween a friend on my list got her period. my dumb *kitten* said at least you don't have to buy blood for halloween. i should of never said any thing bad tast and yes i said sorry a few time i felt terrible after and still do

    *blink*

    *reads that three times before processing what it says*

    o.O

    LOL

    Where's the best place to murder someone?

    The women's bathroom!

    Because nobody will bat an eye at more blood...

    Bad joke? Bad? I'm sorry! OKAY! Fine. I won't make anymore jokes.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Got quiet... I think the joke fell flat.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Got quiet... I think the joke fell flat.


    .....and bled out.
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Got quiet... I think the joke fell flat.

    I really suck at telling jokes... ):
  • KeViN_v2pt0
    KeViN_v2pt0 Posts: 375 Member
    Homicidal Tendencies.....HA! Thats funny!!!

    I mean, who wouldnt LOL @ that right??
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    think of all the vampires they would never have to kill again. yeah i suck at jokes to but its not my fault
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Homicidal Tendencies.....HA! Thats funny!!!

    I mean, who wouldnt LOL @ that right??

    EXACTLY

    Finally, someone gets me!
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Got quiet... I think the joke fell flat.

    I really suck at telling jokes... ):

    That's ok. What you lack in humour you make up for in avian assassination skills.
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    Got quiet... I think the joke fell flat.

    I really suck at telling jokes... ):

    That's ok. What you lack in humour you make up for in avian assassination skills.

    I actually do feel better. Thank you. :D
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Hai! Kill any birds lately?

    A mockingbird. Turns out though, he didn't do anything wrong.

    I are shamefaced.

    If you live in Florida you can claim self-defense, so no need to feel bad.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    yeah last halloween a friend on my list got her period. my dumb *kitten* said at least you don't have to buy blood for halloween. i should of never said any thing bad tast and yes i said sorry a few time i felt terrible after and still do

    *blink*

    *reads that three times before processing what it says*

    o.O

    LOL

    Where's the best place to murder someone?

    The women's bathroom!

    Because nobody will bat an eye at more blood...

    Bad joke? Bad? I'm sorry! OKAY! Fine. I won't make anymore jokes.

    The only reason this joke upsets me is because it reminds me of how gross my coworkers are. =( Ugh.
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member


    The only reason this joke upsets me is because it reminds me of how gross my coworkers are. =( Ugh.

    It amazes me how filthy a women's bathroom can be.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member


    The only reason this joke upsets me is because it reminds me of how gross my coworkers are. =( Ugh.

    It amazes me how filthy a women's bathroom can be.

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