ask me anything (i am dying of boredom)

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    How long will it take me to get shredded?

    Are banjos still cool?

    Q #1: Forever

    Q #2: YES. Banjos = swoon.

    Glad to see you've co-opted this thread and made it yours, as it should be. Dominant calves always win.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Why are guys always trying to put things where they don't belong?


    Follow up question: why do I like it so much?

    Came in to to see the questions..got side tracked by this one.

    Hahahaha, if you and hayley aren't friends, you should be.

    it's true I give out party favors on fridays
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    How long will it take me to get shredded?

    Are banjos still cool?

    Q #1: Forever

    Q #2: YES. Banjos = swoon.

    Glad to see you've co-opted this thread and made it yours, as it should be. Dominant calves always win.

    See. I get what I want. It's just the way life is. Thread = MINE.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    How long will it take me to get shredded?

    Are banjos still cool?

    Q #1: Forever

    Q #2: YES. Banjos = swoon.

    Glad to see you've co-opted this thread and made it yours, as it should be. Dominant calves always win.

    See. I get what I want. It's just the way life is. Thread = MINE.

    Darn you for editting out the possibility of a good sewing joke. :angry:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    How long will it take me to get shredded?

    Are banjos still cool?

    Q #1: Forever

    Q #2: YES. Banjos = swoon.

    Glad to see you've co-opted this thread and made it yours, as it should be. Dominant calves always win.

    See. I get what I want. It's just the way life is. Thread = MINE.

    Darn you for editting out the possibility of a good sewing joke. :angry:

    Nah...I just typed "tread" instead of "thread" and I knew it would ruin my chances of being respected as a good speller.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Does anyone know if it's "loose weight" or "lose weight" this comes up a lot and I would really appreciate the real answer.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Does anyone know if it's "loose weight" or "lose weight" this comes up a lot and I would really appreciate the real answer.

    it's lose weight. loose weight is used when you've been too much of a slore.
  • How long will it take me to get shredded?

    Are banjos still cool?

    Q #1: Forever

    Q #2: YES. Banjos = swoon.

    Glad to see you've co-opted this thread and made it yours, as it should be. Dominant calves always win.

    See. I get what I want. It's just the way life is. Thread = MINE.

    Lolol was that your plan all along!?!?!? Betrayer!!!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    How long will it take me to get shredded?

    Are banjos still cool?

    Q #1: Forever

    Q #2: YES. Banjos = swoon.

    Q#1: You are not nice
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    How long will it take me to get shredded?

    Are banjos still cool?

    Q #1: Forever

    Q #2: YES. Banjos = swoon.

    Glad to see you've co-opted this thread and made it yours, as it should be. Dominant calves always win.

    See. I get what I want. It's just the way life is. Thread = MINE.

    Darn you for editting out the possibility of a good sewing joke. :angry:

    Nah...I just typed "tread" instead of "thread" and I knew it would ruin my chances of being respected as a good speller.

    Another week in the penalty box for you. :devil:
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Does anyone know if it's "loose weight" or "lose weight" this comes up a lot and I would really appreciate the real answer.

    it's lose weight. loose weight is used when you've been too much of a slore.

    Oh thank you, I have been dying to know this.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    How long will it take me to get shredded?

    Are banjos still cool?

    Jesus shredded or an extra on 300 shredded?

    Extra on 300 shredded
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    How long will it take me to get shredded?

    Are banjos still cool?

    Q #1: Forever

    Q #2: YES. Banjos = swoon.

    Glad to see you've co-opted this thread and made it yours, as it should be. Dominant calves always win.

    See. I get what I want. It's just the way life is. Thread = MINE.

    Darn you for editting out the possibility of a good sewing joke. :angry:

    Nah...I just typed "tread" instead of "thread" and I knew it would ruin my chances of being respected as a good speller.

    Another week in the penalty box for you. :devil:

    Penalty box? :flowerforyou:
  • Amadbro
    Amadbro Posts: 750 Member
    why are you naked?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Dear Dominatrix/Mistress Thread:

    If my calves are bigger yours, what then?
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Dear Dominatrix/Mistress Thread:

    If my calves are bigger yours, what then?

    Bigger isn't always better.



































    Is it? :drinker:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    SLORE!
  • WHY do I have daddy issues? :sad:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    WHY do I have daddy issues? :sad:

    Shut up and take your spanking. You have been a very bad girl.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    WHY do I have daddy issues? :sad:

    Shut up and take your spanking. You have been a very bad girl.

    In for spankings! My daddy...is...awesome...but still in!
  • WHY do I have daddy issues? :sad:

    Shut up and take your spanking. You have been a very bad girl.

    In for spankings! My daddy...is...awesome...but still in!
    Mine is, too, but I just wanted spankings :flowerforyou:
  • WHY do I have daddy issues? :sad:

    Shut up and take your spanking. You have been a very bad girl.

    In for spankings! My daddy...is...awesome...but still in!

    *free spankings*
  • Do bulls moo and if so, why do they never get credit for it?
  • Do bulls moo and if so, why do they never get credit for it?

    Because no one lives to tell about it
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Do bulls moo and if so, why do they never get credit for it?

    Are you trying to derail this thread? :explode:

    Reported!

    Edit: Just kidding. No report. You ask whatever you like. :flowerforyou:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    WHY do I have daddy issues? :sad:

    Shut up and take your spanking. You have been a very bad girl.

    In for spankings! My daddy...is...awesome...but still in!
    Mine is, too, but I just wanted spankings :flowerforyou:

    We will see. If you are naughty enough.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    In for spankings and party favours on Fridays...

    what kind of party favours?? :ohwell:
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    OH!! Also is it a Canadian wood chuck or an American wood chuck? This makes a difference in the answer....really.
  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 569 Member
    How much wood COULD a woodchuck really chuck? You know...if he could chuck wood.
    A peck... a peck of pickled peppers....

    Oh. :/
  • WHY do I have daddy issues? :sad:

    Shut up and take your spanking. You have been a very bad girl.

    In for spankings! My daddy...is...awesome...but still in!
    Mine is, too, but I just wanted spankings :flowerforyou:

    We will see. If you are naughty enough.
    clearly you do not know me.
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