Foot massage
eatmindfully
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The best thing going on in my marriage is the foot massages I get every night. While my husband watches TV I stealthily slip my feet in his lap and wiggle them. He massages them until I want to scream with pleasure (which I don't do because then he would not be able to hear the TV and would stop the massage).
My problem is he always stop after around 5 minutes and says "get those things away from me".
I need help coming up with strategies for how to get longer and firmer foot massages. Please-- I'm desperate.
My problem is he always stop after around 5 minutes and says "get those things away from me".
I need help coming up with strategies for how to get longer and firmer foot massages. Please-- I'm desperate.
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Offer some oral services in exchange. BAM!0
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See this thread: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1140920-shake-weight
Get him the shake weight. It will increase his stamina and grip strength.0 -
See this thread: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1140920-shake-weight
Get him the shake weight. It will increase his stamina and grip strength.
So I'm wondering if the shake weight or proffering sexual favors is basically the answer to basically all the problems in a marriage?0 -
See this thread: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1140920-shake-weight
Get him the shake weight. It will increase his stamina and grip strength.
So I'm wondering if the shake weight or proffering sexual favors is basically the answer to basically all the problems in a marriage?
Maybe. Are 5 minute foot massages a real marital problem?0 -
Um-YES0
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Um-YES
Interesting.
I'll.. Pass.0 -
So are lack of bjs though!0
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So are lack of bjs though!
That's right. More BJ's!!0
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