Thanksgiving without bacon... "Fail" or "Epic Fail"?

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
edited February 7 in Chit-Chat
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PS - the first person to make a turkey bacon joke dies. :angry:

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...

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  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    So. Much. WANT.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...

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  • BeanCounter3
    BeanCounter3 Posts: 158 Member
    ewwww........
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...

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  • BeanCounter3
    BeanCounter3 Posts: 158 Member
    turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...

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    I'll take that at my dinner table over bacon any day.....
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member


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    This makes it hard to function at, uh, stuff...and you know...words.

    Also. Bacon.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member


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    This makes it hard to function at, uh, stuff...and you know...words.

    Also. Bacon.
    I'm not going to lie, I didn't find him attractive until that .gif LOL.
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member


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    This makes it hard to function at, uh, stuff...and you know...words.

    Also. Bacon.

    Uh-huh...

    ...I'm sorry, what were we taking about?

    Oh yes...bacon.

    Bacon. Yes.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    now who the hell has bacon at THANKSGIVING?????
    not even us crazy canucks do that.
  • Mgregory723
    Mgregory723 Posts: 529 Member


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    This makes it hard to function at, uh, stuff...and you know...words.

    Also. Bacon.

    Uh-huh...

    ...I'm sorry, what were we taking about?

    Oh yes...bacon.

    Bacon. Yes.

    ^^THIS^^
  • babyblues4
    babyblues4 Posts: 241 Member
    turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...

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    I'm drooling over ^^^^ that^^^ not the turkey bacon
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...

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    I'm drooling over ^^^^ that^^^ not the turkey bacon
    Yes plz lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member

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    Oh lord... Is it hot in here or did someone just cook a turkey for six hours?
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Oh dear, just yes to it all!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...

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    i-am-iron-man.jpg


    Robert_Downey_Jr._lip_bite.gif

    I'll take that at my dinner table over bacon any day.....

    Mmmmmmmm...yeah, baby.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    I was gonna say something about bacon wrapped asparagus...but RDJ was here.

    And then I forgot.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    baby jesus. do you guys think he practiced that in the mirror at all? or is that just naturally occurring?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    pervs! :angry:
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    baby jesus. do you guys think he practiced that in the mirror at all? or is that just naturally occurring?
    That's got to be natural lol. Looking back at his history.
    Ohhh, yeah. Looks like he's freaky.
    pervs! :angry:
    LOL. Sorry that RDJ seems to have taken focus over delicious bacon. Let us bask in the glory of 2 equally delicious items. haha.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Thanksgiving without bacon?

    There's a tradition in my home where I unveil my season's bacon during the run up or day of thanksgiving.

    This year, I have four different types of bacon coming out of cure on thanksgiving.

    Black pepper and bourbon
    Pancetta
    Brown Sugar and Sriracha
    Hoisin and Five Spice

    People kill to come to my home during this season, because we get bacon crazy, like bacon salt, bacon milkshakes, and bacon marmalade.

    That's how I roll.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    pervs! :angry:

    what is this thread supposed to be about again?
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    baby jesus. do you guys think he practiced that in the mirror at all? or is that just naturally occurring?

    I like to believe its all natural and that he's just that...unf
  • lizzardsm
    lizzardsm Posts: 271 Member
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    I make this every Thanksgiving/holiday we have turkey. No joke. It's amazing.

    We call it: TurBacon
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
    Thanksgiving without bacon?

    There's a tradition in my home where I unveil my season's bacon during the run up or day of thanksgiving.

    This year, I have four different types of bacon coming out of cure on thanksgiving.

    Black pepper and bourbon
    Pancetta
    Brown Sugar and Sriracha
    Hoisin and Five Spice

    People kill to come to my home during this season, because we get bacon crazy, like bacon salt, bacon milkshakes, and bacon marmalade.

    That's how I roll.

    Well that sounds like my kind of festivity, right there. Who do I have to kill to be invited? It can be anyone as long as it's not RDJ.

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    Because he needs to be on page two, also.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Can't look away...
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
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    This is the only time when it's acceptable to say turkey and bacon in the same sentence.
  • RunBrew
    RunBrew Posts: 220 Member
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    You're doin' it wrong. All that bacon-weave nonsense just makes it pretty.

    If you're a real baconoholic you just lay as many strips across the turkey as possible, then when it's baked all nice and crispy-like...
    YOU TAKE IT OFF AND EAT IT.
    Then you replace it with more bacon to be cooked and sacrifice it's delicious lifeblood onto the turkey.

    Repeat as long as the Turkey is in the oven. You should get at least a pound of bacon cycled through. And the pounds-worth of bacon drippings seasoning and marinating the bird. Then you have bacon-flavored turkey.

    WIN-WIN.
  • CheekyBrahette
    CheekyBrahette Posts: 441 Member
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    Turkey aesthetics 10/10

    So full of want. :love:
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