Thanksgiving without bacon... "Fail" or "Epic Fail"?
BrainyBurro
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PS - the first person to make a turkey bacon joke dies.
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turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...0
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turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...
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So. Much. WANT.0
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turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...
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ewwww........0
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turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...
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turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...
I'll take that at my dinner table over bacon any day.....0 -
This makes it hard to function at, uh, stuff...and you know...words.
Also. Bacon.0 -
This makes it hard to function at, uh, stuff...and you know...words.
Also. Bacon.0 -
This makes it hard to function at, uh, stuff...and you know...words.
Also. Bacon.
Uh-huh...
...I'm sorry, what were we taking about?
Oh yes...bacon.
Bacon. Yes.0 -
now who the hell has bacon at THANKSGIVING?????
not even us crazy canucks do that.0 -
This makes it hard to function at, uh, stuff...and you know...words.
Also. Bacon.
Uh-huh...
...I'm sorry, what were we taking about?
Oh yes...bacon.
Bacon. Yes.
^^THIS^^0 -
turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...
I'm drooling over ^^^^ that^^^ not the turkey bacon0 -
turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...
I'm drooling over ^^^^ that^^^ not the turkey bacon0 -
Oh lord... Is it hot in here or did someone just cook a turkey for six hours?0 -
Oh dear, just yes to it all!0
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turkey bacon, 2 birds, one stone...
I'll take that at my dinner table over bacon any day.....
Mmmmmmmm...yeah, baby.0 -
I was gonna say something about bacon wrapped asparagus...but RDJ was here.
And then I forgot.0 -
baby jesus. do you guys think he practiced that in the mirror at all? or is that just naturally occurring?0
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pervs!0
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baby jesus. do you guys think he practiced that in the mirror at all? or is that just naturally occurring?
Ohhh, yeah. Looks like he's freaky.pervs!0 -
Thanksgiving without bacon?
There's a tradition in my home where I unveil my season's bacon during the run up or day of thanksgiving.
This year, I have four different types of bacon coming out of cure on thanksgiving.
Black pepper and bourbon
Pancetta
Brown Sugar and Sriracha
Hoisin and Five Spice
People kill to come to my home during this season, because we get bacon crazy, like bacon salt, bacon milkshakes, and bacon marmalade.
That's how I roll.0 -
pervs!
what is this thread supposed to be about again?0 -
baby jesus. do you guys think he practiced that in the mirror at all? or is that just naturally occurring?
I like to believe its all natural and that he's just that...unf0 -
I make this every Thanksgiving/holiday we have turkey. No joke. It's amazing.
We call it: TurBacon0 -
Thanksgiving without bacon?
There's a tradition in my home where I unveil my season's bacon during the run up or day of thanksgiving.
This year, I have four different types of bacon coming out of cure on thanksgiving.
Black pepper and bourbon
Pancetta
Brown Sugar and Sriracha
Hoisin and Five Spice
People kill to come to my home during this season, because we get bacon crazy, like bacon salt, bacon milkshakes, and bacon marmalade.
That's how I roll.
Well that sounds like my kind of festivity, right there. Who do I have to kill to be invited? It can be anyone as long as it's not RDJ.
Because he needs to be on page two, also.0 -
Can't look away...0
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This is the only time when it's acceptable to say turkey and bacon in the same sentence.0 -
You're doin' it wrong. All that bacon-weave nonsense just makes it pretty.
If you're a real baconoholic you just lay as many strips across the turkey as possible, then when it's baked all nice and crispy-like...
YOU TAKE IT OFF AND EAT IT.
Then you replace it with more bacon to be cooked and sacrifice it's delicious lifeblood onto the turkey.
Repeat as long as the Turkey is in the oven. You should get at least a pound of bacon cycled through. And the pounds-worth of bacon drippings seasoning and marinating the bird. Then you have bacon-flavored turkey.
WIN-WIN.0 -
Turkey aesthetics 10/10
So full of want.0
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