whats the funniest pick up line...

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MuscleAndMascara
MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,259 Member
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You have used on someone, or they have used on you?

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  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    i've never had the nerve to use pick up line but i like them


    sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
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    Usually it has something to do with being a ginger and stealing souls. Red heads love when you say stuff like that fellas. :huh: :yawn:
  • acpgee
    acpgee Posts: 7,621 Member
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    I used to be quite predatory when I was younger and single. If someone in a bar or club asked "Do you come here often?", I would respond with "Only during the mating season".
  • GunslingerGirl
    GunslingerGirl Posts: 251 Member
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    I never used or had these used on me but it was still awful.

    "Hey girl, did you just fart? Cause you blew me away."

    "Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual."

    "Have you been eating a lot? Because I think you're beautiFULL."

    "Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood."

    That's all the ones I can think of.
  • TattedInStilettos
    TattedInStilettos Posts: 331 Member
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    I dnt knw bout funny,but weird yes...I was had a dude try to pick me saying he was the best coochie eater cause his mom taught him o_0... I just walked away...
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
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    "Do you like chicken? Will you taste my nob it's fowl?"
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,259 Member
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    Bwahaha these are all horrible! Too funny!!
  • xxnellie146xx
    xxnellie146xx Posts: 996 Member
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    I dnt knw bout funny,but weird yes...I was had a dude try to pick me saying he was the best coochie eater cause his mom taught him o_0... I just walked away...

    :huh:
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
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    Funniest ... well cutest, was when I worked the drive thru at McDs and a guy asked for a "mc number"
  • Slacker16
    Slacker16 Posts: 1,184 Member
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    Not exactly pick-up lines, but these are all things I've said (maybe not verbatim) to girls in real life.

    To a random girl in a bar, I was very drunk:
    "So, what's your name?
    <don't remember what it was>
    And what do you do for a living?
    <don't remember, think she was a nurse>
    That's nice... and what's your name?"

    To a girl that just refused a lunch date:
    "We could have breakfast instead."

    To a girl I was hanging out with, after she told me she doesn't drink:
    "Really? Did you use to be an alcoholic or something?"

    To a Greek girl at a conference, after she told me what she was working on:
    "That's funny, I thought these days you guys rioted instead of working."

    There might be more, but these are the ones I can remember.
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
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    Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?
  • ModernNerd
    ModernNerd Posts: 336 Member
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    "I hear you're into physics... *wink*"

    *facepalm*

    Yeah that really got me going. Engineering boys ftw
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
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    ...dude motions me over to him with the one finger move and mouths "c'mere" ... my bad, I did. He says "just wanted to see if I could make you cum with one finger" :angry:
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    "You're a beautiful demon, I'll sign over my soul." >.>
  • Blessed9jaBeauty
    Blessed9jaBeauty Posts: 504 Member
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    Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

    If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

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