Help! How do I avoid the holiday calories?

Millions and millions of cookies, and millions of gallons of milk...


Do I just not eat for the rest of the year??

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  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    You just have a few within your calories.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Milk is for baby cows. You're going to die. Sorry Santa.
  • tmauck4472
    tmauck4472 Posts: 1,785 Member
    suck it up buttercup and do your job, eat those cookies and drink that milk. I thought you had a magical pill that helped you with weight control on that night?
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Unrelated...I would like a new bench. I've been good :devil:
  • _SantaClause_
    _SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
    Unrelated...I would like a new bench. I've been good :devil:

    It's not nice to lie to Santa.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Most people on this site need a dictionary.
  • alliemarie77
    alliemarie77 Posts: 378 Member
    Dear Santa,

    Define good....

    Sincerely,
    Allie

    Ps...
    Maybe you could share the cookies with your elves.
  • _SantaClause_
    _SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
    Dear Santa,

    Define good....

    Sincerely,
    Allie

    Ps...
    Maybe you could share the cookies with your elves.

    I know ALL about you...being "good" AllieMarie
  • FreyasRebirth
    FreyasRebirth Posts: 514 Member
    Well, if you have enough magic to get down a chimney you just use some to keep the cookies fresh and eat them year-round. Of course that's still a lot of cookies. Maybe you could feed the elves cookies year-round too.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I'm sure the elves and reindeer like cookies too. Exploiting your workers while you feast just doesn't seem right.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    We found the cookies we set out for you in the trash last year. Explain that one fat man.
  • Miss_Meliss86
    Miss_Meliss86 Posts: 372 Member
    Santa, I'll leave you carrots and hummus if you promise to bring me a trip to a warm, sunny beach
  • _SantaClause_
    _SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
    We found the cookies we set out for you in the trash last year. Explain that one fat man.

    They were burnt.
  • Marcia315
    Marcia315 Posts: 460 Member
    We leave pretzels and beer for Santa. I think he likes to mix it up.
  • _EndGame_
    _EndGame_ Posts: 770 Member
    Just don't eat them.

    Look at it as the ultimate test of your will power.
  • mamacoates
    mamacoates Posts: 430 Member
    Hey ... If it fits your macros ... don't worry about it!! Besides, you have to keep a pretty fast schedule ... I think sliding up and down all those chimneys would count for some HIIT, no??
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    We leave pretzels and beer for Santa. I think he likes to mix it up.

    Nothing says Christmas like a drunken Santa! :smile:
  • alliemarie77
    alliemarie77 Posts: 378 Member
    Well, if you can't be "good" be good at it.... That's my motto...lol
  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
    Food eaten on holidays and during celebrations has no calories. This is known as The Birthday Cake Law, and also applies to wedding cakes, Christmas cookies, Chanukah latkas, and New Years Eve champagne.