Help! How do I avoid the holiday calories?
_SantaClause_
Posts: 215 Member
Millions and millions of cookies, and millions of gallons of milk...
Do I just not eat for the rest of the year??
Do I just not eat for the rest of the year??
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You just have a few within your calories.0
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Milk is for baby cows. You're going to die. Sorry Santa.0
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suck it up buttercup and do your job, eat those cookies and drink that milk. I thought you had a magical pill that helped you with weight control on that night?0
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Unrelated...I would like a new bench. I've been good :devil:0
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Unrelated...I would like a new bench. I've been good :devil:
It's not nice to lie to Santa.0 -
Most people on this site need a dictionary.0
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Dear Santa,
Define good....
Sincerely,
Allie
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Maybe you could share the cookies with your elves.0 -
Dear Santa,
Define good....
Sincerely,
Allie
Ps...
Maybe you could share the cookies with your elves.
I know ALL about you...being "good" AllieMarie0 -
Well, if you have enough magic to get down a chimney you just use some to keep the cookies fresh and eat them year-round. Of course that's still a lot of cookies. Maybe you could feed the elves cookies year-round too.0
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I'm sure the elves and reindeer like cookies too. Exploiting your workers while you feast just doesn't seem right.0
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We found the cookies we set out for you in the trash last year. Explain that one fat man.0
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Santa, I'll leave you carrots and hummus if you promise to bring me a trip to a warm, sunny beach0
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We found the cookies we set out for you in the trash last year. Explain that one fat man.
They were burnt.0 -
We leave pretzels and beer for Santa. I think he likes to mix it up.0
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Just don't eat them.
Look at it as the ultimate test of your will power.0 -
Hey ... If it fits your macros ... don't worry about it!! Besides, you have to keep a pretty fast schedule ... I think sliding up and down all those chimneys would count for some HIIT, no??0
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We leave pretzels and beer for Santa. I think he likes to mix it up.
Nothing says Christmas like a drunken Santa!0 -
Well, if you can't be "good" be good at it.... That's my motto...lol0
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Food eaten on holidays and during celebrations has no calories. This is known as The Birthday Cake Law, and also applies to wedding cakes, Christmas cookies, Chanukah latkas, and New Years Eve champagne.0
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