when showering

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  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    Not since I was like 4...

    Thank you!
    What can I say, my grandmother taught me better lol. She made me fear the belt, even if I didn't get hit with it :P

    You'd get threatened to be hit with a belt for peeing in the shower?
    Yup. Messed up, but I'm thankful she scared me to not do it haha.

    That seems a strange thing for which to be thankful.

    "This Thanksgiving I'm especially thankful for the fear that grips my soul over the thought of peeing in the shower. I'm especially grateful for my grandmother for beating me severely in order to instill that fear in me. And God Bless Us. Every One!"
  • KeViN_v2pt0
    KeViN_v2pt0 Posts: 375 Member

    there are two types of people

    people who pee in the shower

    and people who lie about not peeing in the shower

    This.

    I was just killing that athletes foot for ya brah!!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I see we have a lot of wasteful anti-environmentalists who prefer to waste perfectly clean water by not peeing in the shower...

    That is correct.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    outside in the back yard...then I hit the shower...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    No, but then it must be a guy thing.:sick:

    One of my best girl friends told me she does it. I've only done it in the shower at the pool, and that was when I was in, like, middle school.
  • I prefer to do other things in the shower
    You must have a shower wand.

    it is a gift from the gods
    lol lucky girls

    Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    yes, you are weird
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    No. I have a toilet right beside my shower, how convenient!
  • mattf485
    mattf485 Posts: 129


    Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Why not multitask?
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Do you urinate? Apparently within my group of friends I am the weird one because I don't.

    there are two types of people

    people who pee in the shower

    and people who lie about not peeing in the shower

    Yes.

    And only if i'm by myself...


  • Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.

    Double standards ftl
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Shower> Steam
    Steam> Piss..

    No, I don't want to be inhaling m piss when I shower.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member


    Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.

    By Who?
  • Do you urinate? Apparently within my group of friends I am the weird one because I don't.

    there are two types of people

    people who pee in the shower

    and people who lie about not peeing in the shower

    Yes.

    And only if i'm by myself...

    That's no fun. The good times start when you're releasing full yellow stream on a lover!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    serious? you women who have been pregnant never once peed in the shower...oh yeah I believe you.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Not since I was like 4...

    Thank you!
    What can I say, my grandmother taught me better lol. She made me fear the belt, even if I didn't get hit with it :P

    You'd get threatened to be hit with a belt for peeing in the shower?
    Yup. Messed up, but I'm thankful she scared me to not do it haha.

    That seems a strange thing for which to be thankful.

    "This Thanksgiving I'm especially thankful for the fear that grips my soul over the thought of peeing in the shower. I'm especially grateful for my grandmother for beating me severely in order to instill that fear in me. And God Bless Us. Every One!"
    Not for me. I find it disgusting :P
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Do you urinate? Apparently within my group of friends I am the weird one because I don't.

    there are two types of people

    people who pee in the shower

    and people who lie about not peeing in the shower

    Yes.

    And only if i'm by myself...

    That's no fun. The good times start when you're releasing full yellow stream on a lover!


    :love:


  • Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.

    By Who?

    Everyone? I guarantee you if you went over to a male friend's house and he had a sex doll or a fleshlight lying out, you would no longer be friends lol
  • Do you urinate? Apparently within my group of friends I am the weird one because I don't.

    there are two types of people

    people who pee in the shower

    and people who lie about not peeing in the shower

    Yes.

    And only if i'm by myself...

    That's no fun. The good times start when you're releasing full yellow stream on a lover!


    :love:

    Ooh yeah girl, how you doin'?
  • jennyrebekka
    jennyrebekka Posts: 626 Member
    yes.....because i'm such a naughty dirty girl
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Nope. I prefer to pee in other people's showers.

    Just kidding.

    That's icky.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I prefer to do other things in the shower
    You must have a shower wand.
    you could say that.

    Indeed, I'll let him call it whatever he wants . . .

    Besides, I prefer not standing in the remnants of mine or other people's urine. I get in the shower to get clean, no point in washing the bottom of your feet if you're just going to step back down on a peed on shower.
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member


    Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.

    True, except for porn.
  • teerae326
    teerae326 Posts: 150 Member
    Everytime. I like that I can do it then immediately wash myself. Stay squeaky clean!
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    all the time!!! it's going right down the drain anyways so it don't bother me :glasses:
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member


    Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.

    By Who?

    Everyone? I guarantee you if you went over to a male friend's house and he had a sex doll or a fleshlight lying out, you would no longer be friends lol

    I have to disagree.

    From,

    The girl with a male sex toy catalog in her house.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member


    Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.
    pffttt you have a built in toy.


  • Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.

    True, except for porn.

    In your profile picture, what the h*ll is that on your left?
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member


    Right? As guys we get nothing. Creepy dolls, a hand, or a fleshlight (ew)

    LOL it's funny how female sex toys are considered normal, but anything for a man is considered creepy.

    By Who?

    Everyone? I guarantee you if you went over to a male friend's house and he had a sex doll or a fleshlight lying out, you would no longer be friends lol

    I have to disagree.

    From,

    The girl with a male sex toy catalog in her house.

    Wait, why would you need a male sex toy catalog?