What CRAZY thing did the person above you get arrested for?

Derf_Smeggle

Arrested for destruction of private property. He broke the damned gym equipment.

Derf_Smeggle

Whoops. That didn't go as planned...

wayback63

Impersonating the Happy Face Guy

priscillaes87

Raining on my parade

ThePlight

Liked liked someone a lot lot and stalked them so much much.

wayback63

For believing a Led Zepplin would not fly

Vlly4life15

Road rage...

1_JR_1

Selling aspirin on the street corner.

Derf_Smeggle

Reckless driving. Snapped a selfie on the interstate, wiped out a van full of nuns...

ThePlight

Grinding a random motorcyclist at a red light

1_JR_1

Unlicensed production and distribution of Funky Cold Medina.

wayback63

Unlicensed production and distribution of Funky Cold Medina.

Nice

Mitzki5

Kidnapping a group of spider monkeys from the local zoo.

wayback63

Impersonating an officer

Thewatcher_66

Vigilantism. (beating up a scumbag who probably deserved it)

1_JR_1

For putting the "bop" in the bop-she-bop-bop-bop.

ThePlight

Putting Madonna cones on mannequins at JcPenney's

1_JR_1

for making love.... out of nothing at all.

priscillaes87

for listening to Journey and not singing along

1_JR_1

For wearing a Journey shirt to a Def Leppard concert.

noemibp

He got drunk, filled his car with animals, drove through a pedestrian street while yelling that he was Noah!!

heymirth

Beat up ex's car with a Cricket bat

jigglyone

slapped an officer's tush

michael1976_ca

stole a motorcycle and tried to make her own gang

1_JR_1

Excessive spelling, grammar, and syntax errors while posting on MFP.

ronnielamm

Forced cannibalism

ThePlight

Wearing a phone as a mask

1_JR_1

Lipsyncing on stage to a Milli Vanilli album.

ThePlight

Who? lol
Playing world of warcraft at a closed library during loitering hours

kayla_who

getting completely **** faced and punching a cop and spitting on everyone (that actually happened to a friend of mine)