CRUSH the dream of the poster above you!

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  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    A comet will hit the moon 3 hours before you were supposed to launch!

    I will win the lottery!
  • 722_christina_722
    722_christina_722 Posts: 325
    You will win the lottery, but lost your ticket and can't claim the winnings

    My dream it to climb to the top of Mt Everest
  • ArellD
    ArellD Posts: 93
    You will climb Mt. Everest, but you will slip before you reach the top and slide down to base camp. Fortunately you will only have bruises.

    I want to get to Jupiter in my lifetime.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    You will climb Mt. Everest, but you will slip before you reach the top and slide down to base camp. Fortunately you will only have bruises.

    I want to get to Jupiter in my lifetime.

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    Welcome to Jupiter.
  • ArellD
    ArellD Posts: 93
    Welcome to Jupiter.

    Nailed it :DDD
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    the ice capades has more than enough male ice dancers. sorry. :frown:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    the ice capades has more than enough male ice dancers. sorry. :frown:
    RE: your dream of not being an ice dancer
    The Ice Capades used to have more than enough male ice dances. Then, due to an insidious plot by a former disgruntled box office employee, poorly secured fresnel lights simultaneously dropped from the racks to the ice, releasing waves of frozen shrapnel.
    As a result, many male ice dancers were killed or maimed, leaving the world with a disastrous shortage of ice dancers. Within two weeks, Congress had passed legislation instituting an ice-dancer-draft and conscripting young men and women into the skating ranks for the good of the country.
    Men in suits showed up at your burro door, kicked it in, and forcibly strapped blades to your hooves. They knocked you out. Some unknown length of time later, you came to, finding yourself in the center of an arena on a cold floor, only to realize the show had begun and you hadn't learned the choreography!


    Me, I have no dreams.
  • leadiax3
    leadiax3 Posts: 534 Member
    Delicious will come down with a sleep disorder causing vivid day dreams due to an imbalance of serotonin.
    I will someday have a big beautiful home with my family and doggies, plus my I will buy a great dane pup.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    ... then you can have my dog's. Cause I'm not giving you my nightmares.

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